Prince Crackhead Is Still Obsessed With Kate Moss

Rejection can be a hard thing to cope with. And if it's rejection from a stick-insect-thin, objectively-talentless clothes horse with a sense of self-importance that puts Robert Mugabe to shame... Well, then that's even worse.

Just ask Pete Doherty (providing you'll get a coherent reply, and not just some foam-mouthed slurring accompanied by a cursory guitar twang, which an army of slightly dim public schoolkids will immediately label as 'genius').

He's still pining for his one-time gal Kate Moss. Now that Kate has split up with Kills guitarist Jamie Hince. Petey-boy reckons that he might be in with a chance of winning her heart back.

A friend of Pete squawked to The Mirror:

"Pete is pretty single-minded about it. He is desperate for her to give him another chance. He's spent most of the time in his Marlborough cottage trying to figure out a way to persuade Kate to take him back. He believes Kate is 'the one' and won't give up the idea of reuniting."

We say: forget the phone calls, Pete. All you have to do is turn up outside Kate's house, put a stereo outside the window, hover your finger over the play button and yell: "Either we get back together, bitch, or I play the entire Babyshambles back catalogue at full volume."

Lesser of two evils and all that.

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