When Sleeping with the Boss Doesn't Even Guarantee Success, You Know the Apocalypse Is Near
Girl #1: Well, I guess they are going to lay off half of my hedge fund.
Girl #2: That's awful! What are you going to do?
Girl #1: Well, the job market totally sucks right now--I think I'm just going to sleep with the CEO. He's been flirting with me forever.
Girl #2: Well, you might as well just look on Craigslist--he's going to be broke in two months anyways.

--59th & Lexington
via Overheard in New York, Mar 27, 2009