The Angel Of Death Had Difficulty Sustaining Friendships
Suit #1: So I said to them "happy anniversary, here's your cemetery plot."
Suit #2 (astonished): What? You really bought them cemetery plots for their anniversary?
Suit #1: Yeah. I knew he was gonna drop soon, so I bought them.
Suit #2: Well, I guess it's the gift that keeps on giving.

--Grand Central

Overheard by: LF
via Overheard in New York, May 7, 2009