...But I'm Gonna Have to Mace You Now, Sweetie.
Saleswoman: Hi, can I help you?
Rich woman: (ignores her)
Saleswoman: Hello...? Hi. How are you? Can I help?
Rich woman: What do you want?
Saleswoman: Um...I was just saying hello?
Rich woman: Oh! You were being friendly! How cute! Hello to you, too.

--3rd & Madison Ave
via Overheard in New York, May 11, 2009