Kyle Gets Payback for Mom's Gaydar Remark
Five-year-old boy: I have nipples! Look! I have nipples!
Mother: Yes, you do.
Five-year-old boy: I have breasts!
Mother: No, boys don't have breasts.
Five-year-old boy: Neither do you!

--Old Navy, Chelsea
via Overheard in New York, May 19, 2009