Wednesday One-Liners Are So Nouveau Riche
Female shopper to Bloomingdale's cologne sprayer: Don't you dare spray your $30 over my $150.

--Perfume Aisle, Bloomingdale's

Old lady on cell: I mean, it's just five million...

--Madison & 77th St

Very rich mom to new nanny, about baby in stroller: Okay, well, she loves sushi, and...

--Upper East Side

Rich teen: I asked my mom to go to Louis Vuitton with me this weekend and she was like, "we're in a recession, let's go to Dolce."

--42nd St

Overheard by: I want a m6

Label-whore eating grapes and cheese, to friend: Oh my god, I feel so rich when I eat this stuff... Oh, wait, I am.

--Paul's Cafe


via Overheard in New York, May 6, 2009