Ah, the Circle Of Life
Drunk 20-something girl: Can I get fries for four dollars? I have four dollars. I need fries.
Waiter: No.
Sober 20-something homeless guy: I'll buy you fries.
Drunk 20-something girl: Oh my god, you're such a lifesaver. Do you want some weed?

--Diner, 14th St & 6th Ave
via Overheard in New York, Jul 16, 2009