What In The Douchebag Is This?

Hey, so remember like a few days ago when Jon Gosselin was still dating party animal Hailey Glassman and was basically engaged to her? Well, looks like that's over now! According to Star Magazine Jon has found something closely resembling love with their reporter, Kate Major. Kate! I know! She's even blonde like Kate Gosselin! Crazy!

Kate confirmed to the magazine that the two are indeed together even though they met only five days ago. "I didn't mean it to happen, it just did," Kate says. "I went to do a story on Jon and ended up falling for him." Yup, they met so she could interview him and are now dating.

And guess who their new bff is? Michael Lohan. Yes that Michael Lohan. Apparently he and Kate are very good friends so it's only appropriate that they hung out with him for dinner in the East Hamptons. "Kate has been like a daughter and...Jon and her are good friends," Michael told E! News. "When they needed a place to relax, I opened my door." Seriously, that man will show up in the oddest of places.

I don't know how I'm gonna feel about the Jon & Kate sequel. It'll be interesting trying to watch the new Kate manage the 8 kids while also trying to be a Star reporter. Maybe the old Kate can help out! No, no. She'll probably be busy moving boxes. Oh the tragedy that is the Gosselin family. Poor, poor 8 children.

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