Somewhere In Skunkyland, Denise Richards Is Crying "NOOOOOOOOO"

CHARLIE SHEEN and his new wife BROOKE MUELLER "couldn’t be more excited" at the prospect of welcoming a new addition to their family.

The couple, who wed in May (08), announced that they were expecting their first baby together on Monday (25Aug08) - and Sheen is "beyond happy" at the thought of having a child with Mueller.
He says, "Brooke informed me two days ago that very soon we’d be producing our own version of ‘Two-and-a-Half Men’.

"That would imply it’s a boy, so until we know, we’ll refer to it as ‘Two-and-a-Half People’. We’re beyond happy to be new parents together." Mueller adds, "We couldn’t be more excited to add to our already big and happy family!" The actor has three daughters; Cassandra, 23, from his relationship with Paula Profit, and Samantha, four, and three-year-old Lola from his marriage to former James Bond actress Denise Richards.

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And Another Bitter Divorce Drama

Charlie Sheen branded ex-wife Denise Richards an "evil, jobless pig", it has been reported.

The 'Hot Shots' actor - who is currently embroiled in a bitter custody battle with Richards over their two children, Sam, three, and two-year-old Lola - allegedly sent the actress an abusive email on August 22 slamming her career and parenting skills.

According to Fox news.com, Sheen fumed: "You are a pig. A sad, jobless pig who is sad and talentless and sad and jobless and evil and a bad mom, so go f**k yourself, sad, jobless pig."

In another email, Sheen is said to cruelly taunt Richards about her mother, who is currently being treated for cancer.

He wrote: "Go cry to your bald mom, you loser."

Richards has filed an order to limit Sheen's visitation with their kids to days only, banning Sam and Lola from staying overnight at his house, after former nanny Diana Alvarez submitted a sworn declaration alleging Sheen inappropriately touches their daughters.

In Richards' court declaration, she reportedly describes Sheen as an abusive gambler and drug addict, who uses prostitutes and neglects their children.

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Publicity Whore Denise Richards Is Back

Richards’ legal team have submitted a sworn declaration from Diana Alvarez - as part of the couple’s ongoing battle for custody of three-year-old Sam, and two-year-old Lola - voicing ‘concern’ and ‘alarm’ about Sheens behaviour towards his children.

Alvarez raises her ‘concern’ as to whether Sheen inappropriately touched the girls’ ‘molees’ - their nickname for breasts - and their ‘tushys’ - referring to their bottoms - although her declaration lacks any concrete evidence.

Alvarez also alleges Sheen sleeps in the same bed as Sam while his fiancée Brooke Mueller sleeps in the guest room, according to the New York Daily News newspaper.

Sheen - who fired Alvarez after accusing her of spying on him for Richards - has branded the ‘diabolical accusations’ ‘laughable and inane’.

The ‘Two and a Half Men’ star also stated: ‘During the 18 months before my request to select my own child-care provider, not a single complaint was made or received regarding the welfare of the children while under the care of myself and/or Brooke.

‘I repeat-NOT A SINGLE COMPLAINT by either Ms. Richards herself, or her representatives and nanny.’

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Anything To Be In The Limelight

While Charlie Sheen and fiancée Brooke Mueller basked on the beach over the weekend with Sheen’s daughters Lola and Sam, it seems the mandatory presence of Denise Richards' “assistant” rained on their relaxation.

Sheen told People magazine that his ex-wife’s spy sullied his opportunity to spend quality time with his girls, and the “Platoon” star is in the process of pushing to change the custody clause

Meanwhile, a lawyer for Richards hit back at Sheen’s public outburst, telling TMZ.com “it is unfortunate that Charlie is discussing this matter in the press in an attempt to discredit Denise.”

The attorney also suggested that Sheen has something sinister to hide and that is why a third party is required for all his father-daughter dates.

But Charlie has vowed not to keep his lips zipped until Denise stops the control-freak mothering.

“Until I’m granted the ability to hire my own nanny, she is required to provide one and I was terribly insulted that she felt her 'assistant' was a suitable replacement,” Sheen told FOXNews.com.

"If it’s unfortunate that I’m speaking, it’s 'unfortunate' that an incredibly loving and responsible father and his terrifically capable fiancée are being subjected to these transparent and unnecessary sanctions that have nothing to do with responsible co-parenting and everything to do with punishment and control.

"As long as I am forced to live under these conditions with my children, people are going to hear about it," he said.

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Denise Richards Is Pretty Desperate

With everyone hating her, no career, no husband, and getting dumped by her ex-friend's ex, apparently desperate to keep her name in the tabloids, she now wants Charlie Sheen to father another child.

CHARLIE SHEEN spoke exclusively with Entertainment Tonight's MARK STEINES about his new custody battle with ex DENISE RICHARDS for their young daughters SAM, 3, and LOLA, 2.

Now, despite their bitter feud, the "Two and a Half Men" star says that Denise has, amazingly, asked him to help her have a third child -- as the biological father.

Some just lose their mind!!!!!

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Denise Richards Know She's A Maneater

“I am truly not one to give advice. I’m divorced and I stole my best friend’s husband.”

– A surprisingly candid Denise Richards, at the ‘Ratatouille’ premiere, when asked by Extra if she had any post-jail advice for Paris Hilton

Jon Bon Jovi reportedly hates bandmate Richie Sambora's girlfriend Denise Richards, and wants to ban her from joining the group on tour.

Singer Jon is said to be fed up with the 'Wild Girls' actress distracting the guitarist and has made it clear to Richie he prefers it when she is not around.

A source told the New York Daily News newspaper: "Jon does not like Denise. She's distracting. There's too much media attention when Denise is around, and Jon thinks she's really annoying and doesn't like when Richie's around her."

The final straw came when Denise travelled to Dublin to see the band during their 'Have a Nice Day' tour last year, prompting a media circus. The situation is allegedly so serious Richie's place in the band could be under threat.

The source added: "Bon Jovi the band is literally just Jon Bon Jovi. Everyone else is an employee, like a member of staff."

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