Why Is Paris Driving ?

Is she really this dumb? I forgot, it's Paris Hilton. Of course she is.

Anyways, Metro has this to say:

Paris Hilton has taken the meaning of 'dumb blonde' to unimaginable new heights, after she was pictured behind the wheel of her car just days after being handed a jail sentence for violating a driving ban.

The soon-to-be jail bird was snapped driving her $200,000 blue Bentley convertible less than a week after being handed a 45 day jail term.

Can someone please send this pic to Judge Michael Sauer? Hopefully they will add more jail time for this skank. 3 strikes, right?

In other related news, apparently Paris is blaming everyone but herself for her stupidity.

First, she blamed it on her pr-whore for supposedly not telling her about the drivers license issues then when she realized that no one will actually put up with her skanky behavior like Elliot Mintz, she hired him back. Btw, where is your pride Elliot?

Now she's blaming her attorney Howard Weitzman and dumped him for Richard Hutton who is a famed DUI defense attorney reported TMZ.



Judging by the video taken by TMZ, the meeting with Richard Hutton did not go well. TMZ spotted Paris Hilton bawling as she drove away Hutton's office yesterday afternoon with her mom driving...... actually it could all just be a fake cry, I mean why leave your window open, right? Another photo-op hoping to get some sympathy perhaps.......

This skank will never learn....... I can't wait for her ass to get thrown in jail....27 days and counting.

Elliot Mintz Fired ?

Elliot Response to x17online inquiry after the Paris Hilton verdict:

THE DAY AFTER THE HEARING. I SENT PARIS AN E-MAIL EXPRESSING MY SADNESS OVER THE RULING OF THE JUDGE AND THE IRRATIONAL SENTENCE HE IMPOSED.
IN THAT E-MAIL I ALSO OFFERED MY SINCEREST APOLOGY FOR ANY MISUNDERSTANDING SHE RECEIVED FROM ME REGARDING THE TERMS OF HER PROBATION. TO THE EXTENT THAT I HAVE MUSCOMMUNICATED INFORMATION I RECEIVED FROM HER ATTORNEYS......I AM DEEPLY AND PROFOUNDLY SORRY. I TOLD HER THAT I ASSUME PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY FOR MY PART IN THIS MATTER.

I BELIEVE WHEN PARIS STATED IN COURT THAT SHE BELIEVED IT WAS O.K. FOR HER TO DRIVE UNDER CERTAIN CIRCUMSTANCES SHE WAS BEING ABSOLUTELY TRUTHFUL.

DUE TO THIS MISUNDERSTANDING, I AM NO LONGER REPRESENTING PARIS.

FOR THE RECORD, I HAVE NOTHING BUT LOVE AND RESPECT FOR PARIS AND HER FAMILY. PARIS IS A WONDERFUL PERSON AND DOES NOT DESERVE THE PINISHMENT THAT WAS HANDED DOWN BY THE COURT. I ONLY WISH HER MY BEST.

ELLIOT MINTZ
MAY 6, 2007

Looks like Elliot was made to take the fall on this one. No sweat Elliot. We know how you took care of that skank. I'm sure deep inside you, you must be glad that you're no longer responsible for that skank and I bet you can't wait for her to go to jail.