JLo & Skeletor To Divorce

Now this is what I expect from a JLo divorce announcement! Some fucking drama. Gatecrasher says that on this coming Valentine Day's, JLo will join Skeletor onstage at Madison Square Garden in NYC where they will sing a farewell duet together and announce their divorce to everyone. That's if anyone is still in the audience. When JLo takes the stage to sing live, I'm sure thousands of bitches will either run for the door or find a sharp object to stab at their ears with.

JLo and Skeletor announced she was knocked up with the Dragon Tales Twins at one of their concerts in Miami, so she feels this is a fitting way to announce that their marriage is worm meat. A friend of JLo's said, “Jennifer is planning on joining Marc onstage for a surprise duet. Things haven’t been right for a while now, and they thought it would be a bittersweet." Um. It will be all bitter and no sweet since JLo is planning to sing live. The woman has a voice like a chihuahua after debarking surgery.

I know Wanda Sykes doesn't want me to call things "gay", but this shit is gayer than gay! JLo and Skeletor announcing their divorce through song?! I believe it, because this is definitely something gay ass JLo would do. Bitch thinks she's in some goddamn Rodgers & Hammerstein musical.

Not only will JLo sing a farewell song to Skeletor, but she will also be singing a farewell song to relevance.

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JLo Is In Denial About Being A Delusional Diva

Jennifer Lopez wants to put some rumours to rest.

She's a little befuddled herself.

So she wants to lay down some truths...

If you've ever heard J.Lo was of a diva deposition, you are sorely mistaken.

Apparently all the hype surrounding her high-maintenance antics has been blown waaaayyyy out of proportion.

It's been reported in the past that she's demanded an all-white dressing room and hotel accommodation, decked out in white lilies or roses.

Other requests allegedly included grapefruit or lime blossom scented candles from Jo Malone, humidifiers and a preferred room temperature of 26 degrees Celsius.

Jennifer said: "I think it's easier to make up this type of story rather than tell the truth. Like everybody in this profession, I have a list but I haven't seen mine in years.

"I'm sure it's got longer without me knowing it. Really, I don't have any special requests, it must be my team's doing.

"They know my likes and they just want me to be comfortable, but believe me, I'm a nice guest at hotels."

So there you have it hoteliers of the world, next time J.Lo books a room just give her a bog standard double, chuck a couple of mints on the pillow and be done with it. Hurrah.

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JLo Wants Empress Tommy Boy To Be Godfather

I used to like JLo... but this bitch is getting too much....

The 'Jenny From The Block' singer - who gave birth to son Max and daughter Emme on February 22 - has convinced husband Marc Anthony to give Tom the role despite their differences in religious beliefs. Tom, a devout follower of the mysterious religion of Scientology; Lopez and Anthony Catholic. "Tom is delighted. Marc wasn't sure if it was a good idea to have a Scientologist as the kids' godfather, especially as he and Jennifer are both Catholic. But in the end Jennifer managed to convince him to agree." Tom - who has a 2-year-old daughter, Suri, with wife Katie Holmes - has already showered the twins with gifts. The actor reportedly spent around $200,000 on designer christening outfits for Max and Emme, ordered a giant fish tank for their nursery and gave them complete Disney DVD box sets. It has also been claimed Tom and Katie planned to host a star-studded $200,000 'Welcome to the World' themed-party for the fraternal twins."

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$6 Million Dollars Babies

Max and Emme are ready for their six-million-dollar close-up: We have your first look at Jennifer Lopez and her bundles of joy.

Remove your shoes, put on a surgical mask, and go inside their home as the 38-year-old star and husband Marc Anthony, 39, talk about parenthood and break out their finest bling for an exclusive family photo album. Plus Lopez opens up about her sleepless nights waiting for the wet nurse to feed the babies, the benefits of using diamond chip-laden baby lotion and why babies named “Max” have become as common in Hollywood as former Disney stars in rehab.

Says Lopez of motherhood: “I couldn’t be more proud. These guys are the first good thing I’ve made since ‘Out of Sight.’”

Be sure to check out the entire article in the new issue of PEOPLE, which we’re rushing onto newsstands as soon as possible to recoup our exorbitant investment, as well as our loss on the Aguilera cover. (We knew we should have let OK! have it.)

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Puerto Rican Pride Parade - NYC

To everyone surprise yesterday, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony joined the Puerto Rican Day Pride parade in NYC. Okay, not much to say except they crowned Ricky Martin King of the NYC Puerto Rican Pride Parade...

Later on this month, Ricky will again participate in another Pride Parade and will probably be have more fun there..... Kidding!!!!!

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JLo And Death Over?

OK! Magazine is saying that Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are sooooo over. The magazine claim is based on the following:

01) The couple had a huge argument causing Lopez to flee to a friend's apartment in New York.

02) Then another one in December. Instead of spending New Year's Eve together, Lopez came to a Miami party by herself while Marc Anthony was in New York.

03) Marc is very controlling and he would not even let Jennifer do photo shoots by herself.

04) During a Golden Globes party, Marc dragged Jennifer away after spotting her dancing with another man.

05) He is also insisting that JLo sell her Miami and Los Angeles houses.

So what does JLo rep thinks?

Her rep brands the OK! piece "a disgusting story full of lies. We're consulting lawyers."

Ay caramba!!!!

In other related news:

Marc Anthony has agreed to pay about $2.5 million in back taxes after failing to file returns for five years due to Anthony's changing accountants.

Okay boring.... moving on.

JLo Is A Traitor To Her People

Gatecrasher reports:

A day after Jennifer Lopez went back to the Bronx to sign autographs, the nation's top Latin music chain accused her of forgetting her roots.

Ritmo Latino yesterday banned all J.Lo CDs from its 50 stores, charging the sultry singer is dissing Hispanic shops.

Ritmo President David Massry alleged that J.Lo "has refused personally to promote her new CD in any of our stores" and won't appear at other outlets devoted only to Latin music.

"We've supported her from the beginning. Now we're told by her record company she will only visit Anglo retail outlets," Massry said.

JLO Having AGrand Time In Europe

Yep... JLo is still in Europe promoting her album "Como Ama Una Mujer". Pic is from Echo Music Awards in Berlin. HOT!!!!

JLo Almost In Tears

The casts and supporters of the movie "Bordertown" before screening in Berlin.

As J Lo waits for the people's reaction of her movie.... I bet she's like hoping they would love it.

So pensive now are we JLo?

So when the verdict came in ala the boos and muted applause to the film. J Lo looks like she was going to cry......


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Producer of 'Dreamgirls' Wants JLo

16/01/2007 - 04:23 (GMT) Los Angeles (the U.S.A.), 15 ene (EFE) - The producer of "Dreamgirls" Laurence Mark took advantage of its winning joy as the Globe of Gold to the best tape of comedy or musical comedy to express its desire to work with Jennifer Lopez.

"It would enchant to me to continue making musical and in special making a musical comedy with Jennifer Lopez", it assured contentment of its victory.

But I do not believe that in twenty-five years it had found a better distribution than the one than I have in ' Dreamgirls'", it added. Mark trusted a return of the sort of the musical comedies and confessed that the inspiration behind "Dreamgirls" has been recent films like "Moulin Rouge" or "Chicago". But also it recognized that other inspirations are groups as The Supremes or the record seal Motown, although denied that the history of its film reflects them directly. EFE ra/egn

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JLo Is Not Adopting After All

Jennifer Lopez has denied reports that she and her husband Marc Anthony are to adopt a baby from Puerto Rico reports Music Rooms.

It was reported that Jennifer Lopez was so desperate for a child she would adopt rather then wait until she got pregnant.."

"Jen realizes she's not getting any younger, so they've jointly decided that adoption may be the answer to their prayers."

A rep for the Lopez, denies all adoption rumors.

In other news, Jennifer Lopez's worried family have told her to say no to Scientology

"Jennifer, who's been a Catholic since birth, was told in no uncertain terms by her mother Lupe and other family members that exploring Scientology could backfire on her," a family source told The ENQUIRER.

"They fear Scientology could damage her reputation."

Scientology is considered a cult by some.

"Not that her family doesn't respect others' beliefs, but they think Scientology goes against their core religious faith. Her mom told her that the Church of Scientology would love to have her as a member because they could use the publicity to recruit new followers," said the source.

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Tell All Book About JLo

Jennifer Lopez 's first husband, Ojani Noa, told a judge Friday that he plans to fight her efforts to quash a tell-all memoir.

Noa, 31, said in a pretrial hearing that he regrets agreeing to a June 30 preliminary injunction that prohibits him from "criticizing, denigrating, casting in a negative light or otherwise disparaging or causing disparagement" to Lopez.

"I want to fight this thing to the end," he said. "My life has not been the same since this lawsuit was filed."

Lopez filed her lawsuit April 10 and obtained a temporary restraining order barring Noa from publishing intimate details of their sex life.

Noa said Friday that Lopez misunderstood what the book was about.

"This was to be about my life story, coming here from Cuba," he said. "She was only a part of my life, but I was going to talk about my other girlfriends as well."

So like would you be interested to read this book? I know I'm not. Like who cares?

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