John Mayer Misses The Publicity

John Mayer is not over Jennifer Aniston, claims his ex-lover.

The 'Gravity' singer is reportedly "pining" over the actress - who he split from in March after around a year together - revealed Scheana Marie Jancan, who dated the star briefly last month.

She told Britain's Heat magazine: "John was devastated at the break-up with Jennifer. He told me he really didn't think Jennifer would dump him - it was a complete shock to him.

"He's never really got over it and he still talks about her a lot. He's been playing the guitar alone a night, pining over her."

According to Scheana - who met John at an event where she was waitressing - the singer is trying to get over his former love by "dating various girls".

Despite regularly blogging about his personal life, John ended his romance with Scheana after she spoke out about him, and the aspiring actress admits she doesn't understand why.

She added: "I don't understand why he's so p***ed off with me for talking about us. I've been nothing but nice about him."

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Like DUH!!!!

Here's a massive surprise. John Mayer, Jennifer Aniston's ex (at the moment, but as they've split up several hundred times before then you never know) has revealed that the actress was a bit 'clingy' at times in their relationship.

Never saw that one coming. He could have also used the words 'needy', 'desperate' and 'obsessed with Brad Pitt and obsessed with having a child of her own', but 'clingy' will have to do. To be fair, it is the National Enquirer reporting the story, so you could take it with a bucket full of salt but there is a ring of truth, despite the un-named 'source' they have quoted (also known as 'the bored and lazy reporter who is fond of making up quotes').

"John's been recording in a studio and coming on to almost every woman in the vicinity. He goes on and on to these women about how clingy and needy Jen is. He says that when they got back together after their first break-up last August, it was agreed she would back off on the smothering…When someone tries to change the subject, he goes back to Jennifer, claiming she was so emotionally dependent and demanding that he couldn't take it."

It's hard to decide who sounds more horrible - Jennifer and her whining or John, desperately trying to pick up women by saying 'Hey, I used to go out with Jennifer Aniston. Did you know that? Man, she was so clingy! Now I'm just looking for some no-strings fun. Did I mention I used to go out with Jennifer Aniston?'

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Jennifer Aniston Is Finally Getting "Butlerized"

Jennifer Aniston is apparently letting 300 star Gerard Butler epically battle her vagina. The Sun reports:

The pair first got friendly at last year's Toronto film festival, "drinking champagne and talking", but because Jen was dating JOHN MAYER, nothing came of it.

But now she's single, Jen's reportedly keen on romancing the RocknRolla heartthrob and star alongside him in two upcoming movies.

The pair have reportedly been meeting up at the former Friends star's New York apartment.

How awesome must it be to go from John Mayer to Gerard Butler? Finally, a real man who will pour whiskey into her until she stops calling him Brad. Unlike John Mayer who just sobbed quietly, put the blonde wig on and dreamed of Twittering by candlelight. *sigh*

The Superficial

Catfight This Coming Saturday?

A DANCE-OFF!!!!!! The epic dance battle between St. Angie Jo and her arch rival Jenny Aniston might finally take place on Saturday night at the Night Before the Oscars party in Beverly Hills. That's what OK! Magazine says anyway. Jen is apparently ready for the face-off since she has an actual man to take to parties instead of an invisible one!

A source said, "She has always known that this moment would happen and she's never been more ready to see her nemesis, Angie, in the flesh. She's no longer alone — she has a hot man in her life — John Mayer — and she plans to bring him as her date to the party."

Okay, um, Jenny might get more respect if she brings her Brad Pitt Real Doll to the party instead of a used maxi-pad.

And the DJ of the Night Before the Oscars party better have 20 Fingers' "Boom! I Fucked Your Boyfriend" ready to go on the speakers, because when Jenny and St. Angie come sadface to cuntface, they are going to take off their shoes and get fucking down. Maddox and Zahara better stand by to tag in for Angie. And I guess Aniston's dog friends will tag in for her? They will all chant "Whoop that trick!" while Angie and Jenny bust a move.

Here's St. Angie going to hip-hop class in NYC to get ready for Saturday's big dance war. No, she's going to look at an apartment in Manhattan's Washington Heights. How many bitches from the neighborhood do you think she's going to adopt before she leaves?

DListed

Guess Who's Not Over Saint Bradley Yet?

Jennifer Aniston has been asked to present at the Oscars, according to reports.

Aniston's ex-husband, Brad Pitt, and his partner Angelina Jolie will be at the prestigious ceremony as they're both up for a gong. (Pitt, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button; Jolie, Changeling).

And although Jennifer usually tries her best to stay away from the same events Pitt and Jolie attend, the former Friends star is keen to take up presenting duties as she needs to promote her upcoming romantic comedy He's Just Not That Into You.

A source tells America's Star magazine, "She was a good girl and pulled back during the Golden Globes even though she had the hottest movie out [Marley and Me].
"The movie will likely still be near the top of the box office.

"Jen will own the night. Brad and Angie might be nominated, but Los Angeles is Jen's town."
Aniston, 39, is reportedly planning to bring boyfriend John Mayer along to the event.

John apparently told Jennifer, "You've got to go. Why do you hide in this town? You have every reason to be there. By presenting at the Oscars, you'll tell the world: 'I don’t care about Brad and Angie. I belong here, too.' Jen is taking back ownership of her life. She's gotta move on from this Brad and Angie thing. This is the perfect time, and I'll be there to protect her.

"Trust me, even if Brad and Angie both win Oscars, that won't be the story of the night."

The Academy Awards will air on ABC, Sunday, February 22.

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Jennifer Aniston Is Still Talking

More from her January '09 GQ interview:

Jennifer Aniston isn't done talking about Angelina Jolie.

In a new interview with GQ - one which finds Jennifer in nothing but a necktie on the magazine's cover - the star of the Christmas-due film, "Marley & Me," once again tackled questions about her ex-husband Brad Pitt's partner, Angelina.

And Jennifer's got even more revealing than last month's Vogue feature, which found her calling Angelina's year-old remarks about working with Brad on the set of "Mr. & Mrs. Smith" "really uncool."

For starters, Jennifer called stories related to herself, Brad and Angelina the "insane Bermuda Triangle."

And later, she admitted she does not speak to Angelina.

"No. Nuh-uh," she told GQ, who asked if the two actresses talk.

Jennifer hinted that future conversations might be a bridge the two won't be crossing any time soon either.

When GQ writer Mark Kirby asked Jennifer about Angelina's October 2008 comments in the New York Times, where the "Changeling" star said she is eager to show her kids "Mr. & Mrs. Smith" because that was the movie "where their parents fell in love," Jennifer took some time to answer. After all, Brad was still married to Jennifer while filming "Mr. & Mrs. Smith."

"Well, you know, that was definitely a confirmation for me of something that wasn't quite confirmed at the time," Jennifer told the GQ scribe. "But listen... You sit there and you... No. No daggers through the heart. I laugh. Am I surprised? Well, how do I say this?... Considering the source, nothing surprises me."

While she has no relationship with Angelina, Jennifer said she still - on special occasions - speaks to Brad.

"We don't not talk. When there's something to congratulate or celebrate, there's always an exchange," she said. "But there's no charge on it."

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Star's Cover Made Jennifer Aniston's Real Happy

Finally! Here's a cover that Jennifer Aniston can use to wallpaper her bathroom with. I think she's going to make sweet love to this cover and try to have its babies.

In the new issue of Star Magazine, they claim Jenny Aniston has finally scored a point! Saint Angelina is reportedly on fire about Brad Pitt's relationship with his co-star.

Mr. Saint Angelina is currently in Berlin shooting Quentin Tarantino's "Inglourious Basterds" and is getting close to one of the chicks in the movie, Diane Kruger. The two also worked together on that shit show called "Troy." A source (Anison) said that Diane has always had a crush on Brad and the feeling is mutual.

The source said, "Angie loves Brad and wants to trust him, but she also knows that their own love blossomed while working on a movie together. Now she's convinced that Diane has a crush on Brad, and she's scared something could happen."

Recently, Brad and Diane spent some time together at a cast dinner in Berlin. "She kept putting her arm around Brad's neck to whisper something in his ear because it was so loud. He was clearly charmed by her, and Diane definitely looks smitten. She's thrilled to be around him again."

Jenny apparently is crossing her toes, vag lips and eyes, hoping this shit is true. One of Jenny's friends said, "Jen didn't trust Diane when she worked with Brad, and now she's happy that Angelina knows how it feels. For her it would be the sweetest karma!"

Jenny shouldn't send a "TAKE DAT" text message to Maddox just yet. This is Saint Angelina we're talking about. All she has to do is look up at the sky, wink and say "Diane Kruger. Chronic diarrhea. Make it happen." Angie would seal the deal with an air kiss and that would be that. Problem solved.

DListed

Jennifer Aniston Was A Bit Interesting When We Was Supposedly Pregnant

Ignore the rumors: Jennifer Aniston is not expecting.

Blogs were abuzz after Australia’s New Weekly suggested in its cover story that the actress took John Mayer back because she is having their baby.

But Aniston’s rep tells Entertainment Tonight, “Give me a break. She is NOT pregnant.”

Meanwhile, the two seem to be going strong.

They held hands during dinner Oct. 14 and he stroked her hair at his 31st birthday party at Beverly Hills’ cigar bar Grand Havana Room.

Says a source of the couple (who began dating in April but split in August): “They can’t deny their major chemistry, similarities and ability to laugh at things.”

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Jennifer Aniston Proposed To John Mayer

In the Nov. 3 issue of Star, on sale now, we report that just a week after Jen and John Mayer reignited their romance, Jen made her move and asked him to marry her!

After a barrage of romantic e-mails from him, "she said that she'd only take him back if they got married, and he agreed," says a source. "They both know this is it. She wants to settle down, and finally, so does he. They've even talked about having a family, and John said that he couldn't imagine doing it with anyone but her."

Since going public with their reunion, Jen and John have rarely left each other's side, enjoying intimate dinners at his NYC apartment before sharing a private jet to L.A., where they've been seen together at The Tower Bar at Sunset Tower Hotel, Grand Havana Room and, most recently, the Beverly Hills Hotel.

With their passion for each other burning hotter than ever, the couple have been talking seriously about their future together, says the source. And it was during one of these intimate conversations that Jen spontaneously popped the question.

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Jennifer Aniston's John Mayer Baby

So first it was reported that John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston are back together again. Now it's being reported that the reunion is caused by Jennifer being pregnant. Guess who the daddy is????

A source said: "Jennifer is over the moon. She doesn't want to be a single mom, so she is willing to give John the chance to prove his parent potential."

It was also reported that John Mayer wrote a song for Jennifer.

A source said: "John has written a song about their time together and played it to Jennifer who was incredibly touched.

"He has cut right back on his drinking and has pledged to quit smoking roll-up cigarettes - two things that really annoyed Jennifer."

My guess is that John Mayer misses the limelight so much that he'll do anything to be on the spotlight.

If Jennifer is indeed pregnant I bet the baby wants to join the Holy Family.

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John Misses The Papas Wants Jen Aniston Back

With no tours on the horizon and no women women in his life, it was a solemn John Mayer who was spotted walking to the gym in the trendy SoHo district of New York City today.

So, why the gloomy disposition? John is reportedly regretting his split from Jennifer Aniston. Sources say the lady-loving crooner was in Miami with a mystery blonde when he began thinking of Jen.

“It was kind of bittersweet for him. Miami reminds him so much of the good times he had with Jen, so it was really weird,” says the insider. “John didn’t put moves on her at all, which was strange. He just didn’t seem himself. I’m not sure if he is really that over his breakup with Jen.”

So, what are Jen’s thoughts on the matter? Don’t ask. She’s already moved on. She was reportedly getting real chummy with RocknRolla star Gerard Butler at the recent Toronto Interntional Film Festival.

A souce tells In Touch Weekly: “They immediately made eye contact. They had instant chemistry. It didn’t take Gerard and Jen long to gravitate to one another. When they came together, it was all hugs and smiles. They looked so comfortable together.”

Faded Youth

Brad Pitt And Jennifer Aniston Reunited

Yeah like that will ever happen..... The Sun is claiming that while Brad Pitt was in Toronto over the weekend promoting his latest movie, Burn After Reading, which I will so definitely watch, he met up with his ex wife Jennifer Aniston who happens to be in Toronto too promoting her future flop movie for cocktails (Oh come on, don't hate on me.... you know her movie is going to be flop).

Anyways, USWeekly is claiming that this never did happen.

I personally think this never happened. I think Jennifer Aniston has started this rumor to piss the Holy Hotness. Trust!

BTW, scary but I think Jennifer Aniston is starting to look like Heather Mills....

"That's It--The End." - - John Mayer

I love the douchebaginess of John Mayer. Okay, I also did this recently with an ex..... LOL. In my defense, he was in the UK and calling him up to break-up would have been costly.

So anyways, John Mayer just had it with Jennifer Aniston determination to get married and having babies that after chatting with her for 20 minutes, he just said, "‘I can’t take it any more,’ and hung up. Then he texted, “That’s it - the end.”

LOL!!!!!

The Mirror

John Mayer Is Cheap?????

Looks like there's going to be a war of the exes....LOL.... so here goes:

Don’t believe everything you read! (Even if you read it here sometimes.)

Truth be known, it was Jennifer Aniston who dumped an attention-seeking and stingy John Mayer — not the other way around as the ungentlemanly crooner has suggested to the press.

“Jen will never kiss and tell, but it’s she who ended the relationship,” a source close to Jen says. “(John’s) childish behavior only confirms she was right to dump him. Now he’s acting like a spoiled child. Expect Jen to behave like a lady.”

In a full-fledged press conference over the weekend, John had attempted to explain his breakup with Jen by saying, “I ended a relationship to be alone, because I don’t want to waste somebody’s time if something’s not right.”

John was right in suggesting something wasn’t right, says the Aniston insider. His proclivity to tip off the press, for one!

“He has a relationship with certain paparazzi (and) bloggers. He tips them off. He loves the attention. Jen didn’t want to believe it was happening, but it was, and she has no tolerance for that.”

As for the reason Jen kicked John to the curb? He’s cheapness!

“Jen was tired of paying for everything,” said another source close to newly single Jen. “Cobwebs come flying out of (John’s) wallet when he opens it. John liked living like a movie star when he was with her. … Jen would never say anything, but you could tell it irritated her.”

Looks like we’ve got a vertiable battle of the exes on our hands. That being said, Team Aniston or Team Mayer?

Faded Youth

John Mayer OnJennifer Aniston Break-Up

Though John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston were decidedly mum about their romance, the singer is opening up about their breakup.

"There's no lying, there's no cheating, there's no nothing," Mayer told reporters about his split with Aniston after working out at an Equinox Gym in New York's SoHo neighborhood.

If anything Mayer had only praise for his ex, saying: "Jennifer Aniston is the smartest, most sophisticated person I think I have ever met."

So what went wrong? "People are different, people have different chemistry," said Mayer, who appeared emotional, nervous and sad. "I ended a relationship to be alone, because I don't want to waste somebody's time if something's not right."

Sources confirmed that the duo, whose whirlwind romance began in April, mutually decided to split earlier this week.

Since the breakup, Aniston and Mayer have settled into their separate lives on different sides of the country.

People

John Mayer's Wondering Penis Was The Culprit

The Chicago Sun-Times is reporting the real cause of the Jennifer Aniston-John Mayer break-up, not that we expected it to last long anyways:

Apparently, Aniston gave Mayer a "three strikes and you're out" ultimatum -- after learning about his "quickie" flings with a cocktail waitress and a promoter's assistant for his concert tour.
That was two strikes. Another dalliance, with a groupie, was the final straw for Aniston.
A longtime major Hollywood studio exec -- and good Aniston buddy -- adds this: "Above everything else, Jennifer is looking for stability and loyalty in a relationship. She still is hurting from losing Brad [Pitt] to Angelina [Jolie] -- even after all this time."

Surprise Surprise.... Jennifer Aniston And John Mayer Are Over!!!

We haven’t seen John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston together in weeks and now there may be a reason why.

Following a trial separation, the picture perfect couple reportedly decided to split earlier this week, because John is not prepared for the level of commitment that he thinks Jennifer deserves.

Following their split they have spoken to each other on the phone and are trying to remain on good terms.

“There’s been a bit of tension for some time,” says a source close to John. “They initially opted for a break, hoping a trial split might make them stronger. Sadly it doesn’t seem to have worked. John took the decision to end things as he felt he just wasn’t ready for the level of commitment that Jennifer deserved. Contrary to reports, Jen didn’t want to have kids or marry this year, but she did want to set a timetable for their future together. She also wanted him to assure her he would cut down his tours in the future when they did eventually have children.”

Since then, John has fled to Mexico for a solo holiday while Jen has remained in L.A. and has declined to comment.

Faded Youth

Jennifer Aniston Is Also Pregnant!!!!!

Fight of the tabloids!!!!!! Other tabloids should simply accept the fact that this is PEOPLE magazine's week thanks to the Messiahs' pics.... But NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! They simply have to do this!!!

So apparently she's not only getting married but desperate Jennifer Aniston is also pregnant with John Mayer's kid.

LOL!!!!!!

So anyways here what her rep is saying:

A rep for the actress says: “She is not getting married.”

As for those claims that she’s knocked up? The spokesperson adds: “Both headlines are complete fabrications.”

FYB

Ok Magazine's Desperate Cover

With the messiahs' pics in People Magazine, obviously the staff at OK magazine are desperate to compete and they came up with this.... sad sad sad...

It only makes Jennifer Aniston more desperate looking.... not that she's not.

So anyways, apparently she's planning her second wedding already and supposedly with John Mayer.

“She’s at an age where she is thinking with her head not just her heart,” a source close to the actress tells OK!, adding that the event will take place this fall. “No way would she still be with anyone if marriage wasn’t a real option.”

Apparently she wants a low-key wedding unlike the lavish wedding she had with Brad Pitt....

Really really sad.....

Like This Will Ever Happen.....

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are planning a "trial marriage".

The couple - who have been dating for three months - are said to be keen to test the strength of their relationship, and think John moving into Jennifer's house is the perfect first step.

A source said: "John wants to settle down as much as Jennifer does.

"What's more, he's been telling her that he thinks she is the one and she believes him."

John's move into Jennifer's Beverly Hills mansion is set to happen after his tour ends in September.

The couple are also reportedly planning a family.

The source added to Britain's Grazia magazine: "John is the first guy since Brad who has talked seriously about having children and Jennifer is very excited about it."

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