Joan Rivers And Schindler's List

Joan Rivers hosted the Miss Great Britian beauty contest yesterday and let's just say she wasn't impressed with the contestants. She compared them to "Schindler's Jews."

Joan said, "Those poor bitches! They are taking it so seriously! And they are morons! Collectively they're all so thin they look like a reunion of Schindler's List. 'Does this tampon make me look fat?' Someone said as a judge we're there to encourage them, you know, and they said learn their names and there are fifty women so I figured out if you want someone you say, 'Hey tramp!' And they all turn round!"

"Does this tampon make me look fat???? !!!!!!! LOL!!!!!! I swear that is the best line ever.....

DListed

Joan Rivers Is Being Replaced By An Alien

So TV Guide Channel has fired Joan Rivers and her daughter from the red carpet and replaced with Lisa Rinna....

"TV Guide Channel is very appreciative of Joan and Melissa Rivers' contributions to the success of our red-carpet programming over the past three years," Ryan O'Hara, president of TV Guide Channel, said in a statement. "We wish them the best in their future endeavors."Here's Joans Rivers' comment via her rep:

"I will tell you my true feelings and experiences as soon as we finalize our new deal," she said in a statement released by her spokeswoman, Judy Katz.

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