Jodie Foster Cheated On Lover!!!!

If Jodie Foster can't keep her vagina in her pants, who can? I know I can't. The National Enquirer claims Jodie Foster cheated on her woman of 14 years, Cydney Bernard, with movie producer Cindy Mort (above). Cindy used to bump oysters with Melanie Mayron from thirtysomething. The two crazy gals have two kids together. Jodie and Cydney are also raising two kids together.

Lesbian homewreckers exist?! I thought they were just an urban legend.

A source said, "Although she and Cydney remain under the same roof at the moment, the relationship has been shattered. They’ll continue to raise the boys together and try to keep a loving family unit despite their breakup. The love is gone."

Jodie plans to move to another one of her Hollywood Hills home and Cydney will live in another.

There's really no such thing as monogamy anymore. Lesbians are supposed to set the bar.

And how many times do you think Jodie has accidentally screamed "Cydney" while doing the scissor with Cindy? Awkward!!!!

DListed

Quote Of The Day

Jodie Foster on Lindsay Lohan's mother, White Oprah in Gotham Magazine:

"Can I just ask, where is her mother? I mean, really, where is her mother?" She adds, "When I was their age, there were no big 18-year-old stars... Now, we want the 17-year-olds so we can bleed them for all they're worth and squeeze as much money as we possibly can out of them - and then their career will be over in something like three years."

This is like a big big big DUH!!!!!!!

Jodie Foster's Ass

Jodie Foster was the eptiome Hollywood glamour yesterday as she got touched up for a photo-shoot on the balcony of a private mountainside mansion on the California coast.

That all changed, of course, when photogs snapped the Oscar-winner with her knickers in a twist.

Note to all celebs: Keep your wardrobe changes indoors…..otherwise, face the consequences.

Faded Youth

Who Did The Gay 'Out' Magazine Outed ?

OUT magazine's first Gay Power List (May issue, on newstands Apr 17)has just outed two stars who have never admitted themselves as gay publicly: Anderson Cooper and Jodie Foster.

I can't wait to see what their reaction would be..... stay tuned.