Living Apart, Eh?

Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick have decided to live apart following the birth of their twins, according to reports.

The acting duo, who have been married for 12 years, have apparently decided that Broderick will remain in their New York apartment, while the Sex And The City actress will move to a multi-million dollar Brooklyn home with daughters Tabitha and Marion and 6-year-old son James.

A source told Look magazine: "Sarah clearly loves Manhattan but she has three children now. It might be better for them to grow up somewhere calmer. But Matthew loves their townhouse in Manhattan because it's close to his work on Broadway."

The friend continued: "It would be a surprising decision to make so soon after the arrival of their twins. Having the babies born healthy and happy was a dream come true, so it’s strange that they might have to spend some time apart at this stage."

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Sarah Jessica Parker's Daughters

Actress Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick played happy families after taking home their new twin daughters.

The couple were at the bedside of the surrogate mother who delivered the baby girls — Marion Loretta Elwell Broderick and Tabitha Hodge Broderick — on Monday of last week.

The 44-year-old Sex And The City star and her 47-year-old actor husband already have a six-year-old son, James, who is shown here with his new sisters.

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With A Woman???!!!???

Slap me with a 10-inch dick! There's no way Matthew Broderick cheated on My Little Pony Parker with a woman! Had the cover read "....With a 25-year-old pony" or "....With a 25-year-old dude," then I would believe it!

According to Star Magazine, Matthew met some 25-year-old youth counselor in a bar. Shortly after they met, Matthew and the redhead started text messaging and then they began seeing each other. The chick's friend claims they do sexy times at the townhouse of one of Matthew's friends. That must be some friend. I would never let one of my friends spread their genital fungus all over my good shit.

I doubt Matthew and the redhead were doing sexy times. They were playing Matthew's favorite game, "Broadway Divas." Matthew plays Ethel Merman and the redhead plays Gwen Verdon. Matthew is a total theater fag. My Little Pony doesn't play that game with Matthew, because she's too busy being the fucking breadwinner.

When asked for a comment, MLP said, "Neigh, Neigh, Neeeeeeiggggghhhh."

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