Soooo Gay... The Dictionary

After-hours -- where you go when the bars are closed and you still haven't found someone to sleep with.

Bicurious -- gay bottom

Bisexual -- gay power bottom

Bottom -- orientation preferred by 95% of the gay population

Butch -- what gay men who don't think they act gay call themselves. Actual butch men will never need to use this term.

Cuddle -- sexual activity in which there is no exchange of bodily fluid.

Drama -- an imaginary condition made up by sad, lonely individuals with no real problems in their life who feel the need to drag stable, well-balanced individuals who are trying to make a valuable contribution to society down to their level in hopes of making themselves feel better.

Expiration Dating - Frequent hot sex with someone you know is only in town for a short period of time, and that you know you have no chance of actually dating seriously because they aren't local.

Gurl -- the first word of every sentence. "Gurl, you 'bout ready to go?" or "Gurl, I haven't had sex in 3 days!"

Gym Bunny -- a troll who has realized that his only chance of getting laid is to work out every day.

Hayyy -- a greeting. The gayer you are, the more Y's you put at the end.

Homewrecker -- the person who stole your ex

One Night Stand -- a very short-term relationship, the end of which is signified by someone putting on their pants.

Rough Trade -- a one night stand that you will later pretend never happened.

Shot -- when you need to get drunker faster

Top -- see Bottom

Trick -- See Trade

Versatile -- glorified Bottom (but will top if absolutely necessary)

Whore -- anyone who has more sex than you.

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