Sorry For The Pic

Ever been to a Hawaiian pig roast? Neither have we. But here's a few pics of Greasy Bear roasting in Maui.

The chain-smoking oily heir was seen marooned in front of the Four Seasons, having a coughing fit.

Once he stopped hacking, he continued puffing on his Marlboro Light. No spontaneous oil fires were ignited.

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Damn!!! Guess he can't wait to get roasted and decided to get smoked inside out first. If I have a body like that, I would be so covered up. But that's just me. Bet there's tons of ladies out there that's so turned on by this thing. Still can't forgive him for calling Lindsay that "word".