Greasy Bear Tries To Apologize

As if Brandon Davis couldn't be more hateable, he now says he became racist and homophobic because someone said something bad about his mommy.

In a statement to TMZ, Greasy lamely tries to put the poop back in the horse. "I would like to apologize for the poor word choice when provoked by the paparazzi on Thursday, April 3rd. They by no means reflect my views and upbringing. I was taunted by the photographers and when they used vulgar sexual remarks against my mother I reacted as any son would."

Any son, right. If your dad is a Grand Wizard.

In case anyone missed the original post(s), he referred to a photographer as a "nigger" before calling another one a "faggot" when he was out last Thursday night.

Greasy Bear Loses Another Den To Crash

March 17, 2008 -- BRANDON "Greasy Bear" Davis, grandson of the late oil billionaire Marvin Davis, has worn out his welcome as a houseguest of one of his few friends, music producer Scott Storch. The other night, "Brandon and Scott went out and Brandon went back to Scott's place and crashed on the couch," a source said. "The next morning, when Scott got up, Brandon was already gone - and so was Scott's $100,000 diamond encrusted watch that had been in the same room the night before. Scott called Brandon and told him the watch was missing but, 'It's OK - I just got a new security system, so everything's on tape.' " After learning he'd be caught, Davis "started crying hysterically and saying, 'Please don't tell anyone - I'll bring it back.' Scott felt bad for him and got his watch back like an hour later, so he didn't call the police." When Page Six asked Storch about the episode, he would only say, "I heard about this. Give peace a chance." Davis couldn't be reached.
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Karma Strikes Again

Brandon Davis was beaten up and robbed by thugs outside a nightclub in Barcelon, Spain.

Davis was with his girlfriend, Australian model Cheyenne Tozzi, when the thieves attacked on 23 February (08), according to In Touch magazine.

According to a friend, the thugs stole over $4,000 (£2,000) in cash, credit cards and a $49,000 (£24,500) Audemars Piguet titanium watch from the 28-year-old oil heir.

The pal tells In Touch, "Brandon was beaten, too. He had a black eye and a bloody lip. Brandon was just glad that he wasn’t killed."
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Brandon Davis Will Sell His 'Grease' For Cash

http://www.nypost.com/gossip reports that as a result of his often vile behaviour, Brandon Davis, creator of the term “Firecrotch” and grandson to oil billionaire Marvin Davis, has been financially cut-off.”His family cut him off for using and abusing,” says a spy. “He had promised to get his act together, but obviously never did.”

Brandon has been contacting friends and asking them to loan him $2000 each time. So far, no luck for the heir, who is reportedly living on credit. Even pals like Paris Hilton and Stavros Niarchos aren’t taking his calls.

As it stands now, the oily oil heir is holed up in Miami with a good pal and fellow loser, Scott Storch.

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Greasy Bear Was Defending His Mother's Honor

What do you know....... Here's what Janet Charlton's has to say about the whole incident....

When we heard about the fracas at the wedding reception of Brandon Davis's brother Alexander, we HAD to get to the bottom of it. According to In Touch, the happy event on June 30 at the Montage Resort in Laguna Beach was marred when Brandon and his estranged father Nebil Zarif (described as a Turkish -American wine importer and a macho playboy) got into a fistfight. According to our source, the fight STARTED when Zarif made a derogatory remark about his exwife, Brandon's mother Nancy, and Brandon went berserk and attacked him. (Brandon uses his MOTHER'S last name - he knows where his bread is buttered) Zarif successfully kicked Brandon in the face, splitting his lip and sending blood flying all over. The pair continued to brawl, and police were called to break up the messy fistfight. By then there were flowers and broken glass and chairs strewn everywhere, the bride was crying, and Brandon had to be carried out. Even rich families have their trailer park moments.

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The Fallen Brandon Davis

Page Six reports:

According to our spy, “he started demanding that staffers get Stavros [Niarchos].” The Greek shipping heir had evidently told Davis about the party and was already inside. But when staffers found Niarchos, he begged them to tell Davis that he wasn’t there, adding, “I didn’t invite him here, and I don’t really want to be around him.” Niarchos then joined the other revelers. Davis eventually made such a fuss that he was allowed in - and Niarchos beelined to a Details editor to apologize, adding, “You know I would never bring him here.”

Brandon Is A Penniless Greasy Fugly Bear ?

It was reported that Atlantis Paradise Resort should not hold their breath waiting for Brandon Davis to pay the $75,000 he owes them according to Brandon's friend. A few years back, he also didn't pay the Hard Rock Hotel for $250,000 in unpaid gambling debts by claiming he was underage.

Apparently since his wealthy grandfather, Marvin Davis, died, the family has fallen on hard times. Besides Fugly bear having credit card problems, he also moved in with Paris Hilton and he has no car.

Oh dear.... what will become of him? I feel so bad!!!! NOT!!!LOL!!!!! Well, we don't know if this is true, which I hope it is. Team Lindsay Lohan Hooray!!!!!!!!!!

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Is Britney Spears Pregnant Again?

Must be a slow celebrity news day at MSNBC but, Jeannette Walls reports:

Britney Spears’s friends believe that the baby-popping singer may be pregnant again, according to In Touch Weekly.

The friends’ concern may help to explain why Spears seems not to have lost any of her pregnancy weight and why she has been getting sick lately. In one widely circulated photo, Spears was shown throwing up peanut butter and reports said she had been drinking, but according to ITW, Spears has been skipping the booze. “Her dancers were indulging in Malibu rum and pineapple drinks and taking shots of vodka,” a witness to a January 14 party at a Las Vegas casino told the mag. “But Britney drank bottled water.” Spears gave birth to her second child only four months ago — but friends point out that she got pregnant for the second time only three months after having her first child.

“I’ve seen her during the last two pregnancies and she has the same look now,” a “pal who sees Britney every week” told the mag. “She’s heavier, but that’s not it. It’s the sparkle in her eye. She always gets that sparkle when she’s pregnant, like she’s relaxed and happy.”

Spears’s rep didn’t return the Scoop’s calls for comment.

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I think she's just fat..... and her looking happy, well..... I can think of several medications, I mean reasons why she looks happy. Must be a real blow that K-Fed and Paris Hilton are doing the NFL thing and she's not.... btw, if this is true, I bet is Paris love child.... or Greasy bear...ewwwww!!!!!!

The Davis Brothers

Gallery of the absurd has this to say about the Davis brothers:

One of my very favorite sources of celebrity gossip is TMZ. Not only are they skilled at obtaining the latest photos, news and video of celebrity fluff, they also come up with silly, yet fitting nicknames for many of the victims they feature. If it wasn't for TMZ, many of us would be blissfully unaware of the existence of Hollywood's most despised billionheir brothers Brandon Greasy Bear and Jason Gummi Bear Davis. Yes, it's hard to tell the difference between these two "bears", especially since Brandon is starting to look like he could fit into Jason's sizeable trousers. I'm not proud of the fact I wasted my precious time on these two spoiled d-list brats...but somehow, crafty TMZ was able to squeeze enough oil sick entertainment value out of them for me to become momentarily inspired.

Medium: photo collage, digital paint. Photos borrowed from Getty and TMZ.

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Sorry For The Pic

Ever been to a Hawaiian pig roast? Neither have we. But here's a few pics of Greasy Bear roasting in Maui.

The chain-smoking oily heir was seen marooned in front of the Four Seasons, having a coughing fit.

Once he stopped hacking, he continued puffing on his Marlboro Light. No spontaneous oil fires were ignited.

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Damn!!! Guess he can't wait to get roasted and decided to get smoked inside out first. If I have a body like that, I would be so covered up. But that's just me. Bet there's tons of ladies out there that's so turned on by this thing. Still can't forgive him for calling Lindsay that "word".

A Whale In Maui

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10 Most Hated Celebs In Hollywood

Here is a list of the 10 Most Hated Celebrities in Hollywood as determined by a select group of entertainment gossip bloggers from around the blogosphere.

1. Paris Hilton
2. Lindsay Lohan
3. Tom Cruise
4. Kevin Federline
5. Brandon Davis
6. Britney Spears
7. Star Jones
8. Jessica Simpson
9. Tara Reid
10. Michael Jackson

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No More Britney And Paris Lovefest

TMZ Reports:

The dynamic panty-free duo have gone their separate ways, says Page Six. After a couple frantic weeks of late-night debauchery and flashbulb-exploding exhibitionism, the pair's friendship has cooled. "Britney has been told by her people that if she ever wants a comeback, she has to stay far away from Paris and start acting like an adult," says a source.

Indeed, TMZ has spotted Paris recently getting back to her usual party posse, including Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis, sister Nicky, and friend-accessory Kim Kardashian. Meanwhile, Britney has been digging in at the studio and stepping out with music producer J.R. Rotem.

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Mommie Dearest Part 2

BRITNEY Spears' wild and crazy nights with new pals Paris Hilton and Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis have caught the eye not only of her concerned fans and the public - but also of the Los Angeles Department of Children & Family Services.

A source close to the singer said, "The department has been calling Britney trying to set up a meeting with her, so they can check on [Spears' baby sons Sean Preston and Jaden James]. The calls started after this recent bout of bizarre public behavior."

But they are not the only ones worried about Spears.

Her family is aghast at her all-night partying with Hilton and Davis and were mortified when, on four separate occasions, Spears was shot by paparazzi not wearing any underwear.

The family source said her mother, Lynne, "is very disturbed and has been trying to get a hold of Britney, but she can't. Lynne, Britney's brother, Brian, and her dad, Jamie, are very upset and are trying to stage an intervention with [Spears' manager] Larry Rudolph's help."

A rep for the Department of Children & Family Services in L.A. didn't return calls.

But it wouldn't be the first time the family service agency's social workers paid a visit to Spears. On April 8, representatives for the department, along with the L.A. County Sheriff's office, went to the Malibu home Spears shared at the time with hubby Kevin Federline after Sean Preston fell from a high chair and hit his head while he was under the care of a nanny.

Another friend of Spears said it is possible the department is now merely following up on that original visit. But the Spears household has probably become even less stable since April.

Three different times, Britney has checked into L.A. hotels like the Viceroy with Hilton, rather than go home to her sons, who are presumably being watched by her mother.

Us Weekly reports that father Jamie recently had a stern talk with his Britney. The magazine notes, "He was not happy with her antics . . . He told her that she's a grown woman and needs to act like one, and she's been making bad decisions."

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Mean Girl Paris Hilton

PARIS Hilton could be the ultimate "Mean Girl." The celebutard apparently ditched her erstwhile "best friend forever" Kim Kardashian for Britney Spears because, one L.A. wag sniped, "[Kardashian] got shined for the more popular girl." Not one to stay home and cry, Kardashian hit the MTV 24/7 party at Area the other night with fellow D-lister Brittny Gastineau. Meanwhile, Spears hit the Hollywood Roosevelt with Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis. They got along so well, our spy even caught them in the bathroom together.

BTW, BEWARE!!!!! Don't look at Paris eyes directly or you'll turn into stone!!!!!

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