Heard Of Recession??? Aliens Are Loaded!!!

Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are to stay in a $27,500-a-night suite when they move to Australia.

The Hollywood couple - who are relocating to Melbourne next month while the actress films new movie 'Don't Be Afraid of the Dark' - will be the guests of fellow Scientologist James Packer at his hotel Crown Towers.

They are expected to take up the entire 39th floor of the five-star hotel.

As VIP guests Tom and Katie - along with three-year-old daughter Suri - will have panoramic views of the city, a butler and a nanny service on call 24 hours a day.

The suite - which features four huge bedrooms, a private lift, marble-lined bathrooms and state-of-the-art kitchens - is currently going through a refurbishment and is expected to be completed in time for the couple's arrival.

It is not known whether Tom and Katie will pay for the suite or if it is a gift from the casino owner, who is the son of media magnate Kerry Packer.

Katie recently revealed she can't wait to move to Australia and start working on the new movie.

She said: "I'm really looking forward to it.

"The movie is really character-driven. It's really her journey becoming a mother. In the midst of that, there are unexpected scares."

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Alien Can Only Play With Other Aliens

Suri Cruise is not allowed to socialise with non-Scientologist children.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are reportedly reluctant to let their three-year-old daughter play with other kids, even those in her two dance classes.

A source told Britain's Star magazine: "She never hangs out with her dance friends before or after class. Her mom takes her and waits in the lobby during class. Then their entourage whisk her away again.

"They prefer Suri not to hang out with other kids unless they're Scientologists. And she doesn't have many play dates with children and is happy just spending time talking to her dolls as though she is their adult nanny."

Despite her isolated existence, Suri has lots going on in her life to keep her occupied. In addition to having tuition in Spanish and French, Tom and Katie have now signed her up for piano and violin lessons.

The source added: "They think she'll be very good at both and are fully convinced that she'll want to practise all the time."

The couple are said to refuse to treat Suri as a child and prefer to behave as if she is their equal.

The source explained: "They say that Suri is a little adult, and that she can hang out with them and their friends. They don't say no to her as they believe that she will understand better what she did wrong if they just explain it to her.

"They indulge all of her interests. She is taught to be perfectly clean - and they don't let her do any activities that make a mess. Their home has to be completely quiet at certain times and Suri is expected to comply."

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Contract Wife On Suicide Watch????

Katie Holmes looks brimming with confidence and without a care in the world. But behind the gloss, the 30-year-old star continues to suffer.

Now can reveal that the pressure from husband Tom Cruise, 46, to conceive another child is so immense, friends say she’s close to cracking.

‘Suri had her third birthday on 18 April and it was clear at her “princess party” how much Tom adores her,’ a source says.

‘But he hoped she’d have a brother or sister by now. They agreed to try as soon as Katie finished her Broadway play in January, but it hasn’t happened.’

This has put a strain on Katie, who’s struggled with feelings of inadequacy thanks to Tom’s constant scrutiny.

‘Tom’s control, through Scientology, has been almost unbearable for Katie,’ our source adds. ‘But the more she’s fought it, the tougher he gets. Never having any space to herself is stressful for her.’

With the recent tragic death of her sister Tamera’s husband Joseph Fretti on 12 April, Katie had been getting closer to her parents again and went back home to Ohio for the funeral.

‘It seemed like a good time to reach out to them,’ our source says. ‘She’s feeling the strain of being under the watchful eye of the Scientologists and wanted to build bridges again.’

John Duignan, a member of the cult for 20 years who knows people in Tom’s entourage, explains: ‘If she’s under pressure to provide another child, they’ll use very powerful mind-control techniques to help Tom get what he wants. Katie had been in New York, talking to real people and then she was back in the world of Scientology.

‘She could crack up. There are lots of suicides among Scientologists – it’s psychologically very damaging. At least she’s been exposed to outside influences. But it’s difficult to escape, especially with a child.’

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Tommy Boy To Move To The UK??? Good Riddance!!!!

Apparently Tommy Boy wants to move to the UK. His official reason is that his contract wife, Katie Holmes, can futher pursue her theatre career.

Living in London is not a first for Tommy Boy since he did live there for two years when he was married to her ex-contract wife Nicole Kidman.

He said: "It would be a fantastic move. Katie was absolutely brilliant on Broadway and to work in the West End would be a joy. It is something to consider for both of us.

"I think we'd love it here, even if it is so, so cold!"

But me think is that Tommy Girl, I mean Tommy Boy is still pursuing the golden balls of David Beckham, who moved to Italy recently.

He said: "I'll see him. I'm glad he's playing for Milan, it's great, he's playing great, it's exciting and cool.

"We'll still see his wife Victoria and the kids, all of them. It's cool, they're amazing people."

Victoria better watch out!!!!!!

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Tommy Loves German Wieners

Tommy Girl is currently sashaying throughout the world to promote that movie that I won't even watch while taking a doody. Tommy made a stop in Germany and just couldn't stop raving about their delicious wieners! He can't get enough of their wieners! He loves big ones, small ones, fat ones, skinny ones, curved ones, cheese-covered ones, leaky ones...all kinds! He loves to put three in his mouth at a time while rolling around a bed filled with even more German wieners. And he doesn't share.

Tommy told BILD, “I feel honored to be here. Whenever I come to Germany I always receive a really warm welcome. You get the best beer here – and the best Wiener Schnitzel.”

His handlers told him to add that Schnitzel part. He doesn't know what that means. And I bet he also can't name 3 German beers! I can: um...St. Pauli Girl? And ummmm....errr... something with Oktober in it? Okay, I can't name three, but neither can Tommy Girl. But I bet we both can name 3 German wieners we've had. I'd name them here, but I need to protect the innocent. Besides, I think I think I sprinkled some crabs on one of those German wieners. Jokes!

Tommy also recently said that he wanted to kill Hitler when he was a boy, "I've always wanted to kill Hitler. As a child, I used to wonder why someone didn't stand up and kill him."

Tommy was a special needs child who wasn't allowed to play with hard toys and was kept in his crib until the age of 11, right? Because he was born in 1962 and Hitler became worm meat in 1945. So someone did "kill Hitler." Hitler did! Tommy is such an itty bitty dumb fuck.

Here's Tommy outside of some restaurant in Germany talking about aliens, Hitler and German peens.

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Apparently Contract Wife Is Not Spending A Lot

If Tommy Girl was your official woman, there's only two ways you would spend your days: crying and shopping. Katie must be doing a lot of the former while she's in NYC. That's what Page Six Magazine (via Telegraph) claims anyway. They say since Katie landed in New York last July, she's only taken around $14 million from Tommy's butt plug fund and has spent.

Apparently, most of the money was spent on real estate. They bought three extra apartments in the building they live in. Two are for Tommy's ego and the other is for Katie's tears.

Some source said Katie also spent $13,987 on Suri's slaves, $7,000 on gym crap, $7,315 on food and $17,000 on rags for her and Suri in six months.

All these numbers seem kind of low ball to me, but now that I think about it, it makes sense. 7 grand may not seem like much for food, but Katie only eats dried-up barley flakes and Tommy nibbles on her soul whenever he gets hungry. And $14k on child care for Suri also seems kind of low budget, but I don't think we can see most of Suri's slaves. Thetans can make themselves invisible-like. Besides, Suri doesn't need them around that often since she spends most of her time looking after Katie. The $7k they spent on gym crap was only for Tommy's vibrating dirt star slimmer.

It's the $17k that seems way off! There's no way any of Katie's shit rags come from anywhere but the "$1 for 1 pound" pile at the Salvation Army. That said, Katie needs to spend more! If she's going to terrorize NYC with her weepy zombie face, she better start dropping more alien dollars.

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Tommy Boy Is Desperate...Valkyrie Will Bomb...Trust!!!

With early reviews in the crapper and big budget epics like 'Australia' bombing at the box office, Tom Cruise is turning to fellow followers of the controversial Church of Scientology to ensure that his World War II-themed drama Valkyrie is a hit on the big screen this holiday season.

The eccentric actor is asking the world’s 8 million Scientologists to see Valkyrie on opening weekend.

“Scientologists always go in droves to watch Tom’s movies-only this time it’s on an international level,” a Scientology insider scoops to Star.

The faith “is really growing overseas, and Tom is using that to make sure his film does well in Europe and Asia.”

Valkyrie opens December 26. In the movie, Tom plays Claus Von Stauffenberg, a Nazi who once attempted to assassinate Adolf Hitler.

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Suri - - - The Darling Of The Papas

Suri Cruise is like a walking The Ivy restaurant: paparazzi swarm her whenever she leaves the house. Soon you're going to see international supermodel Phoebe Price and Prince Von A-Hole hanging around Suri just so they can get their pose on for the paps. And Tommy Girl loves, loves, loves it! He told Grazia Magazine (via Post Chronicle), "I have to say some of those paparazzi shots of my daughter are incredible. As a parent you protect your children but Suri is a very open and warm child and she will just wave to people on the street. She is such happy, fun girl."

Fuck, he's gross. I bet every morning, he holds PR meetings with Suri and they strategize what she's going to wear and how she's going to act. He probably talks to her like she's an adult and gives her a PowerPoint presentation on her image. He fucking knows that she's the only thing that's keeping him relevant.

Tommy pursed his lips, crossed his legs, flipped his hair and went on to say, "It is certainly different these days with the media, but people have very good to us and do give us space so I am not going to be difficult." Of course, he's not going to be difficult. He's probably tipping their asses off!

Although, I must say that these pictures of Suri with a cupcake made my body grow ovaries.

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Valkyrie Will Be Another Flop....Trust!!!!

Tommy Girl gives the comedic performance of the year in "Valkyrie" according to some hos who have already seen it. The movie has already been pushed back a few times, but now it's set to come out the day after Christmas. Merry Christmas! Let's watch some shit show about Nazis starring the last bitch I want to spend the holidays with.

A few people who have seen the movie told MSNBC's The Scoop that everyone in the theater uncomfortably laughed at Tommy Girl's performance. Once scene features Tommy Girl trying to do the Heil Hitler salute. “It’s an unsettling scene but you almost start to laugh. His character is resisting it but you never forget it’s Tom Cruise saying ‘Heil Hitler.’ It’s funny and shocking at the same time.” You know while Tommy was trying to do the salute, he had to clench his hungry hole so that his other hand didn't come up to complete the "A" in Y.M.C.A.

Another ho said that Tommy only does a German accent at the beginning of the movie, “The film just isn’t a thriller at all. It’s a bunch of white guys in Nazi uniforms. It’s too bad. And Tom doesn’t speak with a German accent — though they did add a voiceover of him speaking German to the beginning of the film. Still, it’s as if he could say ‘I complete you’ at any time. This is not his Oscar moment.” I'm surprised that Tommy didn't do a German accent. I hear he does a FIERCE Marlene Dietrich impersonation!

Johnny Travolta better start lubing up his hand, because he's going to need to give Tommy Girl a consoling fist fuck when this movie fails in an epic way at the box office.

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Scientology Couldn't Cure Will Smith????

IUC Exclusive: Is Will Smith light in the loafers? Hollywood Madame reveals Smith has had Dalliances with Male Prositutes

IUC has learned actor Will Smith has swung both ways for years. According to a notorious Hollywood Madame, Smith was a client of hers for years before she packed up shop and moved her operation to Manhattan earlier this year. She remembers the first time she ever spoke with Smith. “I had to reassure him over and over that I could guarantee discretion,” she said. “Once I convinced him I could, he placed his order. It was for a man. I had 14 women working for me and two guys. You’d be surprised at how many Hollywood stars requested the services of the guys.”

Could Smith’s proclivities account for his recent apparent conversion to Scientology, a religion that’s chief appeal in Hollywood appears to be its promise to turn gay people straight. At least according to long-time Scientologist Michael Pattinson, who sued the Church for failing to keep that promise after he shelled out $500,000 in auditing fees over a 25-year period but was never “cured” of his homosexuality as promised.

Smith has been palling around with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes for over a year, although his publicist has denied that he has converted to the religion whose most famous adherent is his friend Cruise. But, according to the New York Daily News, Smith attended the wrap party for his recent film, Hancock, and handed out gifts to the crew members that consisted of a free personality test at their local Scientology center. Last December, in an interview with Access Hollywood, Smith addressed his apparent infatuation with Scientology. “I was introduced to it by Tom, and I’m a student of world religion. I was raised in a Baptist household. I went to a Catholic school, but the ideas of the Bible are 98% the same ideas of Scientology, 98% the same ideas of Hinduism and Buddhism.”
We know that Scientology has at least one thing in common with most of the world’s major religions - rabid homophobia. The religion’s founder, L. Ron Hubbard, believed homosexuals should be quarantined from society because he considered gays to be “quite ill physically” and homosexuality a “mental aberration.”

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Xenu's Baby Got A New Friend

Suri was not happy with this photo-op....so anyways, here's the happy family....okay scratch "happy"... having a nice photo-op in my hometown....

Katie Holmes Debuts On Broadway

Katie Holmes knows how to draw a crowd — including anti-Scientology demonstrators.

Nearly 100 people lined up outside the Gerald Schoenfeld Theatre Thursday night an hour before Holmes acted on Broadway for the first time in a preview performance for "All My Sons."

Not in the line: roughly 30 Scientology protesters who stood behind a barricade and loudly chanted "Scientology kills!" Some wore masks like in the movie "V for Vendetta," and one poster read: "FREE KATIE."

Moments before the curtain went up, Holmes' husband — and Hollywood's most famous Scientologist — Tom Cruise entered the theater, where he mingled and shook hands with some other theatergoers who took photos and clapped. He then hugged Dustin Hoffman, who was sitting a couple rows away, which drew another cheer inside the theater.

Amid the hubbub, it took awhile for people to take their seats.

Melissa Doyle tried to ignore the ruckus. She said she took her spot in line early, and saw Holmes rush into the theater wearing skinny jeans, a black blazer and oversized sunglasses.

"I love Katie Holmes," the 27-year-old New Yorker said. "I think she's a great actress and right now, I really love her for her fashion, her style! I think she really kind of differentiates herself among young Hollywood. Plus, she's a mom — and I just think she's a really good role model."

Meanwhile, 27-year-old Alistair Savides, visiting from St. Louis, said he wasn't there to see Holmes. He said he's a fan of Arthur Miller's drama, which first played on Broadway in 1947.

"I don't really care about who's performing as long as they're good at what they do and it's a good play," Savides said.

As protesters' chants grew louder, Savides called it "surreal to be right in the middle of this thing. But, you know, there's always two sides to every story and they just really strongly believe in one side of the story. ... If it adds to public debate, maybe that's a good thing."

Cruise's membership in the Church of Scientology has made him a controversial target of criticism. And last year, Jada Pinkett Smith felt compelled to deny her good friend Holmes is a prisoner in her marriage to Cruise, who's been depicted by the tabloids as a controlling husband.

"All My Sons" concerns businessman Joe Keller (John Lithgow) whose factory supplied defective cylinder parts to the military, resulting in the deaths of 21 pilots during World War II. Yet it was his business partner who went to jail for the mistake.

Dianne Wiest plays Keller's wife; Patrick Wilson his idealistic son; and Holmes the son's fiancee and daughter of Keller's disgraced partner.

The play officially opens Oct. 16.

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Tommy Boy Sued!!!!

Tom Cruise is being sued for $11 million.

The 'Mission Impossible' star and his production company, United Artists, are being sued by 12 extras from his forthcoming movie 'Valkyrie'.

The extras claim they suffered broken bones, cuts and bruises during filming in Berlin last year when the side panel of a period German army truck flew open. All the extras were taken to hospital with injuries including broken ribs and pulled ligaments, with one kept in for observation for four days amid fears of more serious internal injuries.

Tom was not on set at the time.

A lawyer for the extras claims the side panel on the truck had not been properly secured when it opened.

Lawyer Ariane Bluttner said: "The studio knew the trucks were not safe. There had even been an internal memo about the railings.

"A new letter has been sent to Tom Cruise, his business partner Paula Wagner and United Artists, in which we set out the facts of the case again and put a figure on the legal demands of our clients of $11 million."

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Tommy Boy To Be A Super Hero

No not Wonder Woman.....

It was reported that Tommy Boy is pretty much interested with the comic book classic SLEEPER.

The plot is Holden Carver, a.k.a. The Conductor (although he prefers going by his real name), is placed undercover in Tao's criminal organization by John Lynch, the director of Internal Operations after being fused with an alien artifact that makes him impervious to pain, gives him a powerful healing factor, and allows him to store pain he receives and pass it on to others through skin contact. Holden hates these abilities and constantly wishes to be rid of them.

Given that Tommy Boy is now the sole boss at United Artists films, he is supposedly helping set this movie as a project for Warner Bros and with director Sam Raimi. Supposedly he has the option to star in the film.

Big flop.....

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Damage Control For Tommy Boy

Like we really believe you Tommy Boy!!!!

TOM CRUISE was not replaced by ANGELINA JOLIE in new film EDWIN A. SALT - because the actor never signed on for the project, according to new reports.

Tomb Raider beauty Jolie was alleged to have taken over Cruise’s role in the forthcoming film because movie bosses at Columbia Pictures reportedly feared the 46 year old had become too old for their target audience.

But now a source close to Cruise has insisted the Top Gun star was offered the lead role, but turned it down.

The insider tells MSNBC’s The Scoop, "This story about Jolie taking over is completely false… this started with an inaccurate report months ago that said (Cruise) was taking the role.

"They courted him for almost a year for this movie. He considered it but passed."

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Tommy Boy Is Almost Over

It's a good thing Tom Cruise is getting rave reviews for his portrayal of a greedy Jewish studio boss in Tropic Thunder, because every other aspect of his life is slowly going to hell.


The recent news that Paula Wagner, his producing partner at United Artists and the wife of Cruise's recently departed agent Rick Nicita, is leaving her post as chief executive to produce projects independently certainly doesn't help matters.

Cruise and Wagner teamed up at UA in 2006 with a $500 million credit line from Merrill Lynch and the auspices of parent company MGM to greenlight any movie with a budget of up to $60 million, no questions asked. The end result? Lions For Lambs, which cost $35 million and grossed $15 million, and Valkyrie, the odd-sounding Nazi war movie which no one can decide when to release.

The news caps an embarrassing week for the actor, who despite what Paramount chair Sumner Redstone might think, is definitely not a Scientologist. Paramount deemed Cruise too old and too costly to star in the dependably bankable Mission Impossible 4—a fact which caused Cruise to throw a tantrum and run out of a meeting. He was also recently replaced by Angelina Jolie as the star of Columbia's upcoming spy flick Edwin A. Salt. Two weeks ago, Nicita, who had worked with Cruise at CAA, departed the agency to go work at the production company Morgan Creek. On Tuesday, UA's executive VP of production Jeff Kleeman left after just 11 months on the job, which pretty much leaves Cruise and some assistants to right the ship.

Over at Deadline Hollywood, Nikki Finke attributes Wagner's disastrous tenure to her inability to greenlight movies fast enough to appease investors. "I'm told specified start dates and release dates haven't been met, so UA could lose a goodly portion of that [Merrill Lynch's $500 million] credit line," she writes. Per a source: The only future for UA was "if Paula calls it a day, or the company implodes on its own, or a gun is put to Wagner's head by financiers and she greenlights things and then trusts in luck..."

Don't feel too bad for Wagner, though: she just bought a ninth-floor loft in Tribeca with Nicita for $4.5 million. We can think of worse places to settle into after exiting a total clusterfuck.

People who have been with him for 25 years are jumping ship; studios are no longer willing to pay his quote nor do they want to cast him in his own franchise. He was given 2 years, a $500 million credit line and the freedom to make any movie with a budget of up to $60 million and all he came up with was Lions For Lambs--which cost $35 million and grossed $15 million--and Valkyrie.

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Contract Wife Is Doing What She Was Paid To Do

Contract wife took a break from rehearsal of Broadway show "All My Sons" in New York to fulfill her obligation and escorted Tommy Boy to the premiere of "Tropic Thunder" held at Mann's Village Theatre in Los Angeles.

A Real Woman Will Play "Salt"

"Edwin A. Salt" is about to undergo a gender change.
Once expected to star Tom Cruise, the Columbia Pictures espionage thriller will be redrafted by screenwriter Kurt Wimmer as a star vehicle for Angelina Jolie. Philip Noyce remains attached as director and Lorenzo di Bonaventura and Sunil Perkash are producing.

Jolie is close to a deal to play the title character, a CIA officer who's accused by a defector of being a Russian sleeper spy and must elude capture long enough to establish her innocence.

Cruise had long flirted with the project, but that ended recently. The well-regarded script had several male movie stars circling.

Jolie took a liking to it, prompting the studio's decision to rewrite it. Sources said the project won't require that much of an overhaul to suit her.

After Universal beefed up Jolie's role in "Wanted" and then marketed the action film squarely on Jolie's shoulders and watched it gross $132 million domestically, Jolie reestablished in the wake of "Mr. and Mrs. Smith" that she is the rare female who is viable in an action genre that has been almost the exclusive domain of men.

"Edwin A. Salt" will undergo a title change, and if everything falls into place, the film shapes up as a return vehicle for Jolie, who recently gave birth to twins. Another candidate for her return is the Lionsgate drama "Atlas Shrugged," which has been adapted by Randall Wallace from the Ayn Rand novel.

Jolie, who also provided a lead voice in the DreamWorks Animation hit "Kung Fu Panda," drew strong notices at the Cannes Film Festival for her starring role in the Clint Eastwood-directed drama "The Changeling" for Imagine and Universal. That film opens in late October.

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Tommy Boy Named In Scientology lawsuit

Tom Cruise has been named in a $250 million lawsuit filed against the Church of Scientology by a former member.

The action accuses the controversial faith’s leaders of harassment.

The Hollywood star is an outspoken member of the Church, and is alleged to be second in line to Scientology head David Miscavage.

But his close connections have landed him in the middle of a new legal battle with ex-Scientologist Peter Letterese, who filed papers in Florida’s Southern District Court on July 15th.

Letterese, who also names Miscavage and others in the lawsuit, wants the religious organisation to be investigated under the Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organization law, which is used to break up Mafia families and drug rings.

He claims he was constantly harassed by members of the Church after he denounced the faith - with one Scientologist even phoning the home of Letterese’s lawyer. When the attorney’s wife answered, the unnamed member claimed he was her husband’s gay lover, according to the court papers.

Branding the Church of Scientology a “crime syndicate”, Letterese goes on to allege that Miscavage is “aided and abetted by the actions of Tom Cruise, his right-hand man for foreign and domestic promotion, as well as for foreign and domestic lobbying. He has assisted the syndicate in acquiring funds and (made) his own donations of money believed to be in the multiple tens of millions of dollars”.

Letterese is also complaining against the Scientologists’ use of business book Effective Sales Closing Techniques, which he owns the rights to. He claims the use of the tome in their teachings violates his intellectual property rights, after he bought the book rights from late author Leslie Dane’s widow.

But the lawsuit has been dismissed by Church of Scientology spokeswoman Karin Pouw, telling the New York Daily News: “This is a frivolous suit based on falsehoods.”

Pouw also addressed Letterese’s concerns over his book rights: “Earlier this month, the federal Court of Appeals for the 11th Circuit already rejected similar claims and affirmed that the church’s use of the book in question was fair use. Mr. Letterese was penalised $266,000 by a California court for refusing to provide evidence to support many of the same allegations.”
Cruise’s lawyer Bert Fields has yet to respond to the lawsuit.

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Baby Robot Sighting!!!!!!

Tom Cruise made a surprise visit to the Union Station set of the TV show Eli Stone yesterday to film a cameo for an upcoming episode.

Also on set with him were wife Katie Holmes and their adorable 2-year-old daughter Suri.

Eli Stone is about a “thirty-something attorney, whose name is the title of the show, begins having larger-than-life visions that compel him to do out-of-the-ordinary things.”

Larger-than-life visions? Hmm…that sounds right up our favourite Scientologist’s alley!

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