Alien Can Only Play With Other Aliens

Suri Cruise is not allowed to socialise with non-Scientologist children.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are reportedly reluctant to let their three-year-old daughter play with other kids, even those in her two dance classes.

A source told Britain's Star magazine: "She never hangs out with her dance friends before or after class. Her mom takes her and waits in the lobby during class. Then their entourage whisk her away again.

"They prefer Suri not to hang out with other kids unless they're Scientologists. And she doesn't have many play dates with children and is happy just spending time talking to her dolls as though she is their adult nanny."

Despite her isolated existence, Suri has lots going on in her life to keep her occupied. In addition to having tuition in Spanish and French, Tom and Katie have now signed her up for piano and violin lessons.

The source added: "They think she'll be very good at both and are fully convinced that she'll want to practise all the time."

The couple are said to refuse to treat Suri as a child and prefer to behave as if she is their equal.

The source explained: "They say that Suri is a little adult, and that she can hang out with them and their friends. They don't say no to her as they believe that she will understand better what she did wrong if they just explain it to her.

"They indulge all of her interests. She is taught to be perfectly clean - and they don't let her do any activities that make a mess. Their home has to be completely quiet at certain times and Suri is expected to comply."

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Apparently Contract Wife Is Not Spending A Lot

If Tommy Girl was your official woman, there's only two ways you would spend your days: crying and shopping. Katie must be doing a lot of the former while she's in NYC. That's what Page Six Magazine (via Telegraph) claims anyway. They say since Katie landed in New York last July, she's only taken around $14 million from Tommy's butt plug fund and has spent.

Apparently, most of the money was spent on real estate. They bought three extra apartments in the building they live in. Two are for Tommy's ego and the other is for Katie's tears.

Some source said Katie also spent $13,987 on Suri's slaves, $7,000 on gym crap, $7,315 on food and $17,000 on rags for her and Suri in six months.

All these numbers seem kind of low ball to me, but now that I think about it, it makes sense. 7 grand may not seem like much for food, but Katie only eats dried-up barley flakes and Tommy nibbles on her soul whenever he gets hungry. And $14k on child care for Suri also seems kind of low budget, but I don't think we can see most of Suri's slaves. Thetans can make themselves invisible-like. Besides, Suri doesn't need them around that often since she spends most of her time looking after Katie. The $7k they spent on gym crap was only for Tommy's vibrating dirt star slimmer.

It's the $17k that seems way off! There's no way any of Katie's shit rags come from anywhere but the "$1 for 1 pound" pile at the Salvation Army. That said, Katie needs to spend more! If she's going to terrorize NYC with her weepy zombie face, she better start dropping more alien dollars.

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Suri - - - The Darling Of The Papas

Suri Cruise is like a walking The Ivy restaurant: paparazzi swarm her whenever she leaves the house. Soon you're going to see international supermodel Phoebe Price and Prince Von A-Hole hanging around Suri just so they can get their pose on for the paps. And Tommy Girl loves, loves, loves it! He told Grazia Magazine (via Post Chronicle), "I have to say some of those paparazzi shots of my daughter are incredible. As a parent you protect your children but Suri is a very open and warm child and she will just wave to people on the street. She is such happy, fun girl."

Fuck, he's gross. I bet every morning, he holds PR meetings with Suri and they strategize what she's going to wear and how she's going to act. He probably talks to her like she's an adult and gives her a PowerPoint presentation on her image. He fucking knows that she's the only thing that's keeping him relevant.

Tommy pursed his lips, crossed his legs, flipped his hair and went on to say, "It is certainly different these days with the media, but people have very good to us and do give us space so I am not going to be difficult." Of course, he's not going to be difficult. He's probably tipping their asses off!

Although, I must say that these pictures of Suri with a cupcake made my body grow ovaries.

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Xenu's Daughter Had A Haircut

So like Suri got a haircut finally.....and contract wife took her to a New York playground last Friday afternoon....yawn...




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Xenu's Baby Got A New Friend

Suri was not happy with this photo-op....so anyways, here's the happy family....okay scratch "happy"... having a nice photo-op in my hometown....

Baby Robot Sighting!!!!!!

Tom Cruise made a surprise visit to the Union Station set of the TV show Eli Stone yesterday to film a cameo for an upcoming episode.

Also on set with him were wife Katie Holmes and their adorable 2-year-old daughter Suri.

Eli Stone is about a “thirty-something attorney, whose name is the title of the show, begins having larger-than-life visions that compel him to do out-of-the-ordinary things.”

Larger-than-life visions? Hmm…that sounds right up our favourite Scientologist’s alley!

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Suri Is The Messiah Of Scientologists

Bizarre claims about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ 20-month-old daughter Suri Cruise has been published in a new unauthorized biography about the Scientologist. Andrew Morton claims that Suri was conceived using the sperm of dead Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard. He later compared Holmes’ situation to the horror flick Rosemary’s Baby, in which a woman is impregnated by Satan. Cruise’ lawyer Bert Fields said the idea that Hubbard is Suri’s father is “sick and bizarre.” Morton’s new book also throws accusations at Scientologist groups about Cruise’s ex-wife Nicole Kidman. He claims she was blackmailed after their marriage ended in 2000. Morton alleges Scientologist feared Kidman may be a threat to Cruise so they threatened to release intimate details about the couple’s sex life if she publicly slammed their religion. Bottom line? Fields calls the claims a “pack of lies.” “It’s a boring, poorly researched book by a man who never talked to anyone involved in Tom Cruise’s life or anyone close to him.”

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Alien Baby Is A Brat!!!!

A source claims that when Suri was a baby instead of giving her breast milk they gave her a mixture of barley water, milk and corn syrup. This was one of L. Ron Crazy's recipes.

What no vodka???????

The source said, “Suri pretty much does whatever she wants, whenever she wants. If she fusses before bed, they let her stay up later. If they want her to go swimming and she cries, they’ll take her out. If she whines about food, they’ll ask her what else she wants to eat. They always want to please her.”

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Alien Baby And Contract Wife Spend Money In Paris

Contract wife Katie Holmes, and alien baby with fully charged battery Suri Cruise, were spotted out in Paris, France last Thursday. She's probably spending Tommy Boy's money.

Speaking Of Gayness.......

The We-Are-A-Happy-Family photo-ops continued yesterday in the Berlin Zoo yesterday as Tommy Boy, his contract wife and alien baby tried to make it look like they're enjoying hanging out together.

Look at how Tommy Boy has his hand on Kate's neck..... I bet he was saying something like "bitch, you better fucking smile or I'll twist your neck and probably leave you here in the zoo". He could also beasying somethjing like "I paid you to be my wife so smile but you know I love David Beckham more."

Oh well... whatever....

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Guess Who Needs A New Battery Change

Tommy Boy was seen buying some batteries for his new doll at a grocery recently..... KIDDING!!!!!

And now, with the new battery loaded, the alien baby seems content... KIDDING AGAIN!!!!!


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Aliens Don't Like Water

This pic confirms that Suri is an alien baby.... she just hates water.... I'm surprised she didn't disappear.... Kidding!!!!!Meanwhile, Kate Holmes just couldn't care less. She figured, damn, the contract didn't mention all these photo-ops....

Yep, they're in Sandinia having another family photo-ops.....

Alien Baby Sighting!!!!!

Tommy Boy and his contract family took a helicopter to a nearby field in Germany for a little stroll after Tom finished filming. Later that day, they were also seen boarding an unknown ship leaving for the space. Kidding!!!!!

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Alien Family

I couldn't even think this pic is cute.... one thing that stood out for me when I saw this pic is Kate in heels and a mini!!!! My my, did Tom actually allow her to wear these????? Probably a compromise, me thinks..... you wear these outfit during the day and I wear it during the night.....

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Kate Holmes And Alien Baby

Katie Holmes is showing her alien baby what humans do during the summer in Nice, France.

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Alien Baby and 'Mad Money'

Kate Holmes took her alien baby with her to the set of "Mad Money".

Happy Birthday Alien Baby

Alien Baby Suri Spotted!!!!!

Katie Holmes was spotted with baby Suri and Tom Cruise’s mom, Mary Lee at LAX airport on Thursday night. Katie, 28, wore a blue trench coat, jeans, and red flats while carrying the adorably cute Suri, 10 months.

Yep, the baby is quite cute.

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