Lindsay's New Vajayjay Lips

Lindsay Lohan has set our un-plumped lips wagging after stepping out with a very different-looking mouth. The sometime actress and fake tan magnate showed off a pair of bee-stung lips at the Inglourious Basterds afterparty at the Standard Hotel in NYC that didn’t much resemble the more modest smacker she normally sports (see above - the “after pic” is on the right).

While the new swollen look could be put down to one of those temporary lip booster things, or, er, a really shiny gloss, we’re thinking not. Still, if she ever fell on her face, those suckers would help bounce her back up again.

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Interesting....Very Interesting.....

Pop singer Pink, who has never been one to shy away from controversy, has walked into another storm by claiming that Christina Aguilera eyes out women and told her herself once that she wouldn't mind a fling with American actress Lindsay Lohan.

"You know she said something like, 'I could get it on with her any time', and you just so knew she meant it." Singer Pink was quoted saying.

Lindsay Lohan has shrugged off the remark but some say the remark has left the door open. "She knows where I Iive", Lohan's reportedly joked.

But sources close to Aguilera have laughed off the comment.

"It is absurd, the very heterosexual Christina is involved in a relationship with a man and is currently concentrating on being a mother," a friend notes, "I couldn't think of anything less of interest to her."

"Pink is again trying to get attention, she has always been jealous of Christina's looks and is once again trying to bait her."

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Lindsay Lohan "Is A Genius"

Just when you thought that perhaps the day was going to end in kind of a meh way, along comes Dina Lohan to look ridiculous. Last night she was at some event and OK! Magazine managed to get two coherent sentences out of her before something kicked in and she started some kind of random makes no sense kind of thing.

The great thing about Dina is that even when she is speaking coherently it still is such obvious crap that it makes the world fun.

How would Dina describe Lindsay in one word? “She’s a genius. Such a good heart.” I am seriously not making this up. If Lindsay is the genius in that family than, wow, Darwin has some explaining to do, because I can't imagine what idiots were in their previous generations.

As for what Lindsay really wants to do in the future other than act and beat down Sam Ronson's door for a living? “Lindsay will direct one day. She loves directing.” Well, my philosophy is that she really couldn't do any worse at directing than she has at acting so give her a shot. Of course she will only want to direct the next Transformers movie or something of that caliber for her first time out. No indies for her. Can you imagine if someone actually gave her that job? That would be like the best day ever. All the characters in the movie would be wearing leggings and have an unhealthy orange glow to them.

Now, here is where Dina gets off the rails. No, not coke rails, just the expression getting off the rails. OK! asked her about Lindsay and how she can't seem to get an acting job.

“You know what, I taught my children to love. And if you fall in love, life is about that. Family, it’s not about work. You want goals, you want it to be, but you still want someone to share that with, so it’s kind of an open ended question. We’re all living that. We’re all looking for love and someone to be with; someone to share that with. My parents have been married for 50 years, we see that and that is important. It’s work, but you want to separate it, go home and have a family. [Work] is not going to be forever.”

I think I can see where she is going but it still doesn't make any sense at all. But hey, it's Dina. Always a good time. And no, it isn't just her dates who say that.

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Guess Where Lindsay Lohan's Career Is Going????

Lindsay Lohan is to star in a new reality show.

The 'Mean Girls' actress is in negotiations with 'American Idol' host Ryan Seacrest to present a philanthropic programme that gives disadvantaged people $1 million to change their lives.

The pair sparked rumours they were dating when they were seen partying at h.wood in Los Angeles last Thursday (18.06.09).

But Ryan insisted the meeting was purely business, writing on his Twitter page: "Met with Lindsay last night about a show idea I have for her. It helps people and gives others a second shot! Still putting it all together."

Lindsay, 22, also mentioned the show on her Twitter account, writing: "Working on a really great project for television -- I am excited! Something meaningful like Extreme Home Makeover on ABC… :) (sic)"

The programme will reportedly give people who are "on the wrong track" a second chance to improve their lives.

Ryan - who produces 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians' and 'Bromance' - believes the 22-year-old actress would be a perfect host and judge for the show.

A source said: "Ryan thinks Lindsay would be a great way to start the series, and Lindsay thinks it will help rehabilitate her image. She's very interested."

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Lindsay Lohan Post

Desperately wanting to see her ex-deejay lover, Lindsay Lohan was spotted paying a late night visit to Samantha Ronson’s home on Friday night (June 19).

According to a paparazzo source, the troubled young actress was reportedly in tears in her car as she waited outside the property.

Making her way up to the doorstep, the insider tells that Samantha made Lindsay wait for awhile on her doorstep before finally relenting and letting her in.

The visit comes just one day after reports that LiLo was out partying and spent the night at “American Idol” host Ryan Seacrest’s pad the previous evening.

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Lindsay Lohan Gets Dumped Again

It's been such a topsy turvy relationship for Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan. The couple split Monday night after having a brutal argument.

A major sticking point in Sam and Linds' relationship has been Ronson's friendship with Nicole Richie. Sam and Nicole were invited to a mutual friend's birthday party, and Nicole insisted that if Sam comes she many not bring Linsday. Sam went to the party and that really pissed of La Lohan.

After Sam had dinner with Nicole at Izakaya last night, a source told E! Online, she gave Linds the kiss-off.

Squish, squish.

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Check The Local Pawnshop Near Lohan's Hangout!!!!

Following reports that several hundred thousand dollars worth of jewelry went missing after a Lindsay Lohan photoshoot, her rep is speaking out to ET.

Lindsay's rep says, "No one has contacted us yet, but Lindsay is happy to cooperate. She wants them to find the missing items."

The British police force Scotland Yard confirmed to ET, "Officers from Westminster police are investigating an allegation of theft of jewelry from studios in Brewery Road, Islington.

"The theft was reported to a central London police station on [June 8, 2009] after earrings and a necklace, believed to be diamond and estimated to be worth in the region of 250,000 [pounds], were found to be missing [approximately] two days earlier. Inquiries are continuing. No arrests at this stage."

Authorities will not release the identity of the person or persons they may be investigating.

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Lindsay Lohan The Lesbian Klepto?

Holy Moly can exclusively reveal that Lindsay Lohan is to be questioned by police in connection with the disappearance of £30,000 worth of jewellery from a magazine shoot.

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Lindsay was photographed in London for the forthcoming shoot and according to sources was bowled over by the rocks:

"She kept going on about the jewels asking if she could have them. We all thought she was joking!"

The jewellers realised the £30k worth of bling was missing after the shoot and contacted the magazine, who denied any knowledge of their whereabouts.

Requests for information, or for the return of the swag, has been repeatedly put to Lindsay's representatives, but two weeks later both magazine and jewellers have yet to receive any form of response. This has left them with no alternative but to pass the case on to British police.

This isn't the first time Lindsay has been linked with stolen stuff. Louis Vuitton reportedly refuse to deal with her anymore after she repeatedly stole stuff from their shoots:

According to the New York Post:

"Louis Vuitton had sent over some samples for her to wear in the shoot. Lindsay kept shoving the clothes into her bag, and a stylist's assistant kept getting them out of the bag, only to have Lindsay keep trying to take them.

"She ended up walking off with a very expensive shirt and some other items - which screwed Louis Vuitton because they were set to go to Vogue, W and Harper's Bazaar for other shoots.

"They were furious and kept trying to get their clothes back, but . . . Lindsay walked out with them and never returned calls."

No official confirmation from the police regarding Linday's involvement yet, but watch this space.

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Lindsay Lohan Is Not Pregnant With Samantha Ronson's Baby

In response to the rumor that Lindsay Lohan is pregnant, the sassy starlet simply laughed. E! quotes the red-headed spray-tan purveyor as saying, "Hahaha."

Meanwhile, Lindsay's ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson is enjoying life as a free woman, posing for fans at a DJ gig at Angels & Kings in Chicago Thursday night, something she never did when she was dating Lindsay.

A spy dished, "[Sam] was very friendly with all the lesbians there. When they hit on her, she flirted right back with them!" Sounds liks Sam's single and ready to mingle.

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I'm Sure She's Not Pregnant

File this under: A rumor that makes you want to go back to bed with the biggest bottle of hooch you can find, pull the covers over your head and weep, weep, weep for humanity. There's a rumor going around that HoHan's got a little HoBaby growing inside her womb. Yeah, I know you're finding this shit hard to believe, because everybody was under the impression that she no longer has any organs. And if she does, I think even her ovaries got the memo and would not allow this fuckery to happen! They are refusing entry!

Some source tells Ian Undercover (via Showbiz Spy) that after HoHan and SamRo broke up, she started passing that hongray pussay around and kind of made a baby, “I swear she’s carrying. She’s going through big emotional turmoil. She’s not sure if she’ll have it or go through with an abortion that she booked to have in the next few days. Saddest part is she has no idea who the father is. She must have slept with more than two dozen men in the past couple of months.”

Where is baby going to chill? There's no room in that bony ass body for a chickpea, let alone a baby friend! Is there such thing as a colostomy bag for a fetus, because if there is, bitch is going to need one.

I'm going to take this with a grain of the bad shit for now, but I really wouldn't put this trick. When all else fails, have a money baby! Note to Child Protective Services: Start a file...just in case.

Here's a future mother of the year trolling around Malibu this past weekend. That hot piece in the second thumbnail below is giving me a fever!

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Lindsay Lohan Is Working

Doing her best to bring in the bucks, Lindsay Lohan stepped out for a photo shoot for Spanish Vogue in Los Angeles on Wednesday afternoon (May 6).

Donning a curly blonde wig, the “Georgia Rule” starlet was reportedly striking a few poses for what’s being describes as a Marilyn Monroe-esque spread.

The day’s work outing follows a sleepover the previous night at ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson’s house - leading to speculation that the twosome may get back together… again.

An insider tells People magazine, “Sam might eventually take Lindsay back ... It wouldn’t surprise anyone. It’s a cycle that can go on forever. Now that things have died down a little and Lindsay is behaving herself and showing Sam what she wants to see, Sam’s strength to stay away eases up.”

And though LiLo and Sam are still keeping in touch, another source tells that a rekindled relationship is still up in the air, saying: “Sam knows in her head, life is truly better off without Lindsay – even if her heart sometimes says otherwise.”

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Even Canada Doesn't Want Lindsay Lohan

Actress and singer Lindsay Lohan was interrogated by immigration officials in Canada during the weekend and they even considered banning her from the country because of her drunken driving convictions.

The 22-year-old landed at Montreal Airport April 25 for a scheduled nightclub appearance, but was hauled into a backroom by border staff after her 2007 arrests for driving under the influence (DUI) appeared on a computer database, reports contactmusic.com.

“Because of her DUIs they didn’t want to let her into the country at first. The customs people gave her a real hard time,” said an informed source.

Lohan was finally allowed into the country after an hour-long interrogation.

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What Broken Heart Can Do To You

Lindsay Lohan’s fragile frame has been a cause of concern for quite some time now, however photographs of the actress shopping in Los Angeles this week seem to have taken the term "scary skinny" to whole new level. Donning a low-cut strapless dress, the 22-year-old flashed a little skin … and a lot of bone.

According to Dr. Kent Holtorf, Director of the Holtorf Medical Group in Los Angeles (who does not treat Lohan) the 5’5'' starlet weighs around 95-100lbs with a Body Mass Index (BMI) of less than 16. But in order to be considered "healthy" she should be at least 113-149lbs with a BMI of 18-25.

"There are signs of muscle wastage, clearly her bones are protruding and she looks quite rigid," Holtorf told Tarts. "She looks like skin and bones at this point, Lindsay clearly looks malnourished and unhealthy for her frame."

Hollywood clinical psychologist and psychotherapist, Dr. James E. Walton, agreed that Lohan is "floating at 100 pounds" and is setting a bad example to young girls who look up to the "Mean Girls" actress.

"She seems to have no reserves, a little fat is very good because it gives us a reserve to fight off illness and repair injuries," Walton explained. " It has to be affecting her energy level a bit. It also cushions us against injuries, those low fat levels indicate a possible vitamin and mineral deficiency and can throw off proper hormone balances. She should weigh between 120 and 130 for healthy weight at her height ... Ok, for Hollywood, no lighter than 115 for her height. But that's only for Hollywood and the camera."

A rep for Lohan did not respond for comment.

"Lindsay tells everybody she eats and is fine," added our insider. "But her friends and family are pretty worried."

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What's Complicated About It????

Samantha Ronson might be having second thoughts about her breakup with ex Lindsay Lohan -- at least on Facebook.

After a tumultuous fight with Lohan on April 4, Ronson removed her "In a Relationship" status on the social networking site. Now, she updated her relationship message to "It's Complicated."

Her updated profile comes hours after Lindsay Lohan said that the two "are talking," on Thursday's Ellen DeGeneres Show.

Up until then, the actress, 22, told Us she was in contact with Ronson via "just texts."

Complicating things further?

Lohan said she plans to stay on her own for the time being.

"I'm not looking to be with anyone right now," Lohan said Thursday. "I don't need to deal with that. It gets too distracting from everything that I need to focus on. Leaving town, you miss someone too much and you don't want to go sometimes, but I really care about Samantha and we'll see what happens. Maybe when we're fully in the right place... I love her."

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Speaking Of La Lohan....Is She Moving To The UK????

Heads up, British Celebitches! Lindsay Lohan says she prefers London to New York, and she wants to move there “tomorrow”. Haha, first we made you take Madonna, now you’re going to get La Lohan! Lindsay likes London because she thinks Londoners are “less judgmental”… which I actually doubt. Londoners - perhaps the English people in general - are not as Puritanical as the average American, but I truly believe the British and Americans can agree on one thing: the right to be judgy.

Lohan also talks about how much she loved Britney Spears when she was younger, and when both of them weren’t batsh*t insane. Some people may read a lot into Lindsay’s statement that at the time, she would “want to be chased by the paparazzi” like Britney, but back then, every little girl wanted to do everything Britney did. Metro-UK has more:

Lindsay Lohan said her teenage desire to be like Britney Spears drove her to chase fame.

The volatile actress admits: ‘Seeing Britney Spears when I was 13 years old, I was like, I want to be chased by the paparazzi. Little did I know. It’s so strange and surreal.’

Meanwhile, the newly single star, 22, has hinted she may move to London in a bid to escape all the unwanted attention.

Lohan says: ‘I like Notting Hill a lot. I also often stay with a friend in Chelsea. I’d move there tomorrow. I prefer London of New York. The people are less judgmental.’

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Lindsay Lohan Will Not Strip After All....

But she will be hitting a club near you. Lindsay was out partying last night at h.wood, and was acting a little shy. She can remain shy, because the rumors of Lindsay Lohan participating in a topless peep show have been debunked.

Lohan's rep Leslie Sloane exclusively told RadarOnline: "She isn't interested at this time but it seems people are out there saying she is doing this."

When RadarOnline.com contacted Peep Show about the rumor, the Peep Show people backed-off about their claim that Lohan was joining the show.

"It's true that Lindsay visited the show this past weekend and that Jerry would love to have her but that is as far as it has gone. She has not inked any deals and no detailed discussions took place with Jerry - anything else would be purely speculation at this point," confirmed the spokesperson.

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La Lohan To Go Topless????

Word on the street for quite some time has been that newly-single Lindsay Lohan is strapped for cash and unemployed, but it looks as though the 22-year-old may have finally found her forte: starring in a topless show in Sin City.

Lohan flew from Los Angeles to Las Vegas on Saturday on the private plane of the producer of Mel B. and Kelly Monaco's "Peepshow" to attend the grand opening of the sexy striptease production, but made the trip more importantly because she had a meeting scheduled with director and Broadway big-wig, Jerry Mitchell.

"Peepshow" is designed to have rotating leads and according to very close inside sources, Lohan is in official negotiations to take over from Monaco who wants to move on and get back to work on "General Hospital," however Mel B. reportedly intends to stay on once her three-month contract is finished.


"People forget that she (Lohan) is a "triple threat" — she can act and sing and dance," said our source. "She feels that this would really revitalize her career and give her some serious theater cred."

The "Mean Girl" was even overheard gushing to Mel B. as they headed to the after-party at Planet Hollywood’s Prive nightclub about how much she loved the provocative production and how much she trusts Mitchell to direct her in an on-stage striptease.

"If they make me an offer, and the money’s right, I’ll do it," Lohan reportedly said.

We’re told the producers are very interested and would be "more than happy" to take the risk of having the "reformed rehabber" come on-board, but apparently it’s a toss between Lohan, Holly Madison and Brooke Burke for the racy role. So if Lohan does get the adults-only gig, she’ll play "Bo Peep," a timid girl who the Diva (played by Mel B.) guides in her transformation into a confident, sensual woman while surrounded by a slew of semi-naked burlesque beauties.

We've also been told that the former "Scary Spice" and Lohan have become pretty close and that Brown is pushing for Lilo to snag the job. The two ladies stayed at the afterparty chatting until 3 a.m. and so much for sobreity — Linds made no attempt to hide that she was drinking vodka and soda with a splash of cranberry.

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Lindsay Goes For Leo!!!

Lindsay Lohan appears to gone off women — and gone back to fancying guys.

The Mean Girls star — who recently split from girlfriend Samantha Ronson — was seen flirting with a series of men — including Leonardo DiCaprio (!) — during a recent night out.

“As soon as Lindsay saw Leo she was like a bee to honey,” a source said. “She was going for the big catch and when she spotted him in a dark corner of the club she headed straight for him.

“She quickly monopolized his conversation and made sure she had him all to herself.

“Lindsay is a sharp tac. She wasn’t wasting her time chatting up small fish. She seemed interested in the gents with deeper pockets, probably because her career is on a downward trajectory.

“The pair were cozied up together deep in conversation. She definitely tickled his fancy.”

Lindsay then took to the dancefloor. “It was a bit shocking when she got up and started dancing in front of him but he seemed to be enjoying it,” the source added.

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Just Do Rehab Again Lindsay

In the predawn hours of what should have been a peaceful Easter, Lindsay Lohan and her mother, Dina, let loose with a world-class shouting match. The scene was Lindsay’s rented house in a quiet — normally — part of Hollywood Hills.

From upstairs, neighbors could hear Lindsay cry, “Mom, stop it!” “Enough!” “Quit it!” Why was Dina harping on her troubled daughter? To persuade her to enter rehab, sources reveal.

“We’re all trying to convince Lindsay to go,” a relative tells OK!. Since her split with Samantha Ronson, the actress’ life has spun out of control. Downing vodka shots at a party 24 hours before the Dina dustup, LiLo, 22, seemed “absolutely smashed,” a partygoer tells OK!. “She looked lonely and lost.”

As okmagazine.com revealed exclusively on April 6, Sam’s sister, Charlotte, and mom, Ann Dexter-Jones, asked Beverly Hills police how to get a restraining order against Lindsay. “She’s furious because we tried to do an intervention,” Charlotte told the desk clerk.

Can anyone save Lindsay from herself? “We want what’s best for her, and I don’t think she knows what that is,” her relative says.

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Lindsay Lohan Gets Marilyn Monroe Quote Tattoo

Lindsay Lohan recently got a new tattoo as part of her post-breakup makeover. But what does it say?

According to a source who has seen the new ink, Lohan, 22, got a Marilyn Monroe quote tattooed in cursive on her inner-wrist during her visit to the Shamrock Social Club in West Hollywood last week. Monroe's full quote is: "Everyone's a star and deserves the right to twinkle." The wording is also surrounded by yellow, blue and green stars.

It's no surprise that Lohan's latest body art was inspired by the Hollywood legend. Last year, she recreated Monroe's famous nude 1962 photo shoot for New York magazine, telling the publication at the time that Monroe's life could serve as a cautionary tale. Namely, she said, Monroe was a "prime example of what this industry can do to someone."

After her split with Samantha Ronson, Lohan has been struggling, a source says, noting, "She feels alone. All of their mutual friends have turned on her; she's 22 but this would be tough to handle at any age."

But another source close to Lohan says the starlet is actually stronger than she's being made out to be. "She's being painted as this victim, but she's not," that source says. "She's a strong girl."

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