File this under: A rumor that makes you want to go back to bed with the biggest bottle of hooch you can find, pull the covers over your head and weep, weep, weep for humanity. There's a rumor going around that HoHan's got a little HoBaby growing inside her womb. Yeah, I know you're finding this shit hard to believe, because everybody was under the impression that she no longer has any organs. And if she does, I think even her ovaries got the memo and would not allow this fuckery to happen! They are refusing entry!
Some source tells Ian Undercover (via Showbiz Spy) that after HoHan and SamRo broke up, she started passing that hongray pussay around and kind of made a baby, “I swear she’s carrying. She’s going through big emotional turmoil. She’s not sure if she’ll have it or go through with an abortion that she booked to have in the next few days. Saddest part is she has no idea who the father is. She must have slept with more than two dozen men in the past couple of months.”
Where is baby going to chill? There's no room in that bony ass body for a chickpea, let alone a baby friend! Is there such thing as a colostomy bag for a fetus, because if there is, bitch is going to need one.
I'm going to take this with a grain of the bad shit for now, but I really wouldn't put this trick. When all else fails, have a money baby! Note to Child Protective Services: Start a file...just in case.
Here's a future mother of the year trolling around Malibu this past weekend. That hot piece in the second thumbnail below is giving me a fever!