Enough With The Theatrics Already!!!!!

Skanky Paris Hilton opted to have a wholesome night out with Daddy and Mommy as she continues her theatric campaign to make everyone thinks shes not a skank and that she's really a good girl.

Anyways, what do you do when God and Buddha said 'No' to you???? I guess her other option would be to seek help with the scientologists. Come to think of it, this could be an answer to all of our prayers.

With Paris joining Scientology, mothership will beam her up and take her away to a far far far away galaxy for ever..... she doesn't go to jail and we earth gets rid of a skank.

Faded Youth