Paris Hilton Has A 'Ghost Writer'

Skanky Hilton has issued a statement via her new attorney, Richard Hutton. I bet one of the junior associates in Hutton's firm wrote this:

"After reading the media's coverage of my court hearing, I feel the need to correct what I believe are misperceptions about me. I absolutely realize how serious driving under the influence is. I could not live with myself if anyone was injured or killed while I was driving while impaired. Clearly, no one should -- no matter how slightly.

I am ready to face the consequences of violating probation.

No one is above the law. I surely am not. I do not expect to be treated better than anyone else who violated probation. However, my hope is that I will not be treated worse."

Talk about damaga control here, huh? I think she finally realizes that people really hates her gut.

TMZ