Petition To Keep Paris In Jail Forever

Just like Paris wanting your help by petitioning Governor Schwarzenegger to pardon her and not impose the sentence via her Myspace, someone is actually petitioning Governor Schwarzenegger to keep her skanky ass in jail for good.

To keep Paris Hilton in jail, click here. Apparently this will be asking the Governor to ignore Paris' petition and uphold the law.

Considering, she is supposedly providing "hope for young people all over the U.S. and the world", perhaps it's about time she do the same for the women in prison by actually doing her sentence.

Speaking of "providing hope", how exactly is she doing this? It's possible, I guess if you want to be a future skank..... just imaging a little girl telling her parents: Mommy, Daddy, when I grow up, I want to be like that skank Paris Hilton..."

Anyways.... here's some part of Paris' petition:

" WE NEED YOUR SUPPORT to save our Paris from ending up at the Century Regional Detention Facility! Please sign to tell The Honorable Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger of the State of California, to think about the welfare of this young woman who has made a mortal error and deserves a second chance like so many others in our great nation have been served with after a mistake they have made . If the late Former President Gerald Ford could find it in his heart to pardon the late Former President Richard Nixon after his mistake(s), we undeniably support Paris Hilton being pardoned for her honest mistake as well, and we hope and expect The Governor will understand and grant this unusual but important request in good faith to Ms. Paris Whitney Hilton. "

I bet the Governor is laughing hysterically at this petition !!!!!