Joel Madden Looks Homeless, I Guess

Nicole Richie says that Joel Madden fits her ideal "type" of man.

Nicole told Harper's Bazaar magazine: "I like really pale, I like really skinny, I like people that kind of look homeless. Back in the day it would have been David Bowie or Jimi Hendrix."

With regards to her being skinny, she said she does eat. She must be mistaking cocaine and crack as a food group, huh?

She said: "I eat everything. I always have contrary to what people think.

"It happens to a lot of people, and I don't understand why people don't understand that it happens to me.

"I'm not going to lie and say I wasn't really thin at one point, because I was. But it had nothing to do with not eating."

Anyways, she hasn't mentioned anything about being carrying a bastard but I'm sure we should hear something anytime soon.