No Jail Time If Pregnant?

NICOLE Richie is being coy on the question of whether she's pregnant, but a good pal of hers says she's definitely carrying Joel Madden's love spawn. "Nicole is kind of hoping her pregnancy will keep her out of jail," the friend said. Richie is facing time due to a DWI arrest earlier this year. But friends are concerned and "wondering if she can carry the baby to term because of her weight issues," we're told. A rep for Richie didn't return calls.

Smart. We will see if the Judge will buy it..... so if you don't go to jail, are you going to get rid of the bastard?

NY Post