Skank Learns Her Lesson Well

When Paris wasn't "teetering on the brink", or crying a lot, or praying or extremely withdrawn or not sleeping or not eating or being fragile or despondent while at the medical ward at Twin Towers, she took the time to issue the following statement:

"Today I told my attorneys not to appeal the judge's decision. While I greatly appreciate the Sheriff's concern for my health and welfare, after meeting with doctors I intend to serve my time as ordered by the judge.

This is by far the hardest thing I have ever done. During the past several days, I have had a lot of time to reflect and have already learned a bitter, but important lesson from this experience.

As I have said before, I hope others will learn from my mistake. I have also had time to read the mail from my fans. I very much appreciate all of their good wishes and hope they will keep their letters coming.

I must also say that I was shocked to see all of the attention devoted to the amount of time I would spend in jail for what I had done by the media, public and city officials. I would hope going forward that the public and the media will focus on more important things, like the men and women serving our country in Iraq, Afghanistan and other places around the world."

A) Does she actually know how to write?
B) Does she actually know where Iraq is?
C) Didn't she already issue a similar statement before?
D) Can she just STFU?

In other Paris news, The New York Daily News reported that Paris wouldn't pee because she was afraid the guards would take pictures of her on the toilet.

A source said, "She was absolutely terrified that one of the guards or staffers would get her with the cell-phone cam and it would wind up on the Internet," a Hilton insider said yesterday.

"She didn't eat or drink a single thing for three days because she didn't want to use the toilet. She was in real danger."

Huh? Sweetie, go ahead an pee..... the world has seem your vajayjay already, amongst other things so why play the sweet shy girl when everyone knows your nothing but a skank. Why do you think people rejoiced about your sentence?

Get a clue sweetheart.... at least try.

Meanwhile, Nicky and her ex-boyfriend Stavros Niachos paid a visit yesterday. Of course they got special treatment. The New York Post reported that they only waited about 15 minutes whereas other ofter have to wait like two to four hours....

TMZ