Armistead Maupin Is In Tommy And Johnny's Hit List

Armistead Maupin, the author of the "tales of the City" series of books was in London for a book signing at the Bloomsbury when an audience has this to ask during the Q&A....

Audience Member: "Do you get angry about the closeted gay actors in Hollywood?"

Maupin: "...of course the Church of Scientology comes in very handy. (huge laugh from audience) It's the biggest ex gay movement in America. They catch you when you're young and confused, tell you they'll look after you, even provide you with a wife and child... Then of course you have to do what they call an audit, where you confess everything you've ever done into a tape recorder, so they've got the tapes. So once you're famous and successful you have to go along with all their nonsense about people falling into volcanoes... (pause)... then you play a woman in a movie musical, a part created by a drag queen and written by a gay man..."

So totally agree on the "wife and child" thing..... remember years ago when Tommy boy claimed he was sterile thus could not have any kids?????? Viola!!!! Thanks to Scientology he now has Suri!!!!

Holy Moly