Promises Rehab Has A Bar????

This is pretty interesting..... I didn't know rehabs to have a bar??? WTF???? I guess it's all about the money, huh? Boo to Promises Rehab..... you're nothing but an empty "Promises"...

Anyways, after the Lindsay's drama, administrators at Promises
Rehab in Malibu have temporarily closed the bar at the facility.

“After what has happened with Lindsay, there is pressure on us to reevaluate our treatment procedures, especially our well-stocked bar,” said Christopher Brookes, a spokesperson for Promises.

“I don’t want people to get the wrong idea about our facility,” said Brookes. “It’s not like it’s an open bar or anything. The patients have to pay for their own drinks. I want to make sure everyone is clear on that point.”

“I’m just kind of stunned by all of this,” said Promises bartender Bob Srekam. “I’ve served a lot of amazing celebrities over the years. Lindsay was great. I made her a drink all the time called the ‘Britney Spears.’ It’s mixture of Ketel One vodka, ethanol, and Grey Goose vodka.”

“I’m really upset with how Lindsay has conducted herself with this latest arrest,” said Brookes. “We have two intense classes at our rehab facility that teaches our patients techniques on how to walk a straight line and touch their noses while drunk. It’s very embarassing to see one of our ex-patients perform so poorly after being arrested for drunk driving.”

Damn..... this article is so fracking scary.... a rehab??? This is more like a spa..... I hope this is not true.

Shite!!!!!!! Can some government agency investigate this supposedly rehab???? Pretty stupid for rehabs to have a bar.

Dateline Hollywood