Tommy Boy Really Really Loves David Beckham

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, along with Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith, are throwing David and Victoria Beckham a "Welcome to America" party on Sunday. Our tipster reports, "Invitations went out all over Hollywood . . . they were printed on red velvet with tacky gold lettering."

It's like why would David join Scientology? He's not even gay... and dear dear David.... please do not leave your drinks unattended during this party or you might wake up naked with Tommy, Johnny and Willy beside you....
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