This Just Prepares Them For Wives of Their Own
Mother, to her kids: Now here's what you do -you go into the store, give the receipt to the cashier, and buy something else.
[Kids leave.]
Mother, to herself: You are not getting me a mop for mother's day, no sir.

--6th Ave

Overheard by: J.R.
via Overheard in New York, May 29, 2008