Douchebag's PR Stint Went Haywire

In an attempt to make it look like he's really a good father, Kevin "Douchebag" Federline took his kids to Disneyland two days ago, as reported by Hollywoodwire.

So get this, so with two nannies, 2 ushers and a bodyguard, they still manage to lose a kid!!!!!

I bet Douchebag didn't care that much given that it was one of Shar Jackson's. Now if it was one of Britney's kid, he sure would be in major panic.... Britney's kids are a source of income mind you for Douchebag.

So anyways, here's what Hollywoodwire is reporting:

Sources told HollyWire that the child, wearing a bright yellow Belle Costume, was left roaming alone near the Finding Nemo ride. When an employee asked her where her parents were, she said she didn’t know.

She was then asked the standard who-what-when-where questions:

Disney employee: What’s your name?

5 year old daughter of K-fed: Kori

Employee: How old are you?

Kori: 5

Employee: What’s your parent’s name?

Kori: Kevin


Aw, adorable. No, sweetie, daddy prefers “K-Fed.”

Little did the employee know that “Kevin” meant Kevin Federline! About ten to fifteen minutes after the employee found the lost little Kori, a frantic nanny spotted her and came running over.

“She was freaked out and started yelling at the kid, asking her why she wandered off,” said the source.

While we cannot name our source (who has asked to remain anonymous), we did get confirmation from Kori’s mom, Shar Jackson, that Kevin did take all the children to Disneyland yesterday.