Kevin "Douche Bag" Federline Wants More Money

Remember the millions of dollars Kevin Federline received from Britney Spears after they divorced? It's gone. And not in the "sitting safely in a bank account earning interest" kind of way. From the National Enquirer:

The $2 million he received when his and Britney's house in Malibu was sold is gone, as well as the $500,000 he received for two years of marriage. The money he earned from photos, interviews and personal appearances - estimated to be in the hundreds of thousands - has also been spent. And despite getting a $5,000-a-month increase in child support last spring - bringing it from $15,000 to $20,000 - his spare-no-expense existence is proving to be more than his wallet can handle.

Kevin was renting a $7,500-a-month, five-bedroom home in Tarzana, Calif., that he shared with his sons, their nanny, Kevin's girlfriend Victoria Prince, brother Chris Federline, best friend Jimmy Federico and a few part-time bodyguards. Kevin's food bill is more than $2,000 a month. He claims he needs to have the boys, Sean, 3, and Jayden, 2 , on a special diet because they are picky eaters and suffer from allergies. He always has a fully stocked bar with top-shelf liquors, which cost him an average of $500-$800 a month. Utilities run $1,500, the nanny's monthly salary is $2,800, and the bodyguards get $3,000 a month, added the source.

"Kevin can't afford the rent, his help, the food and the booze it takes to keep up the place."

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BritBrit Is Not Ready For A Relationship

Britney Spears is reportedly unable to commit to a relationship because she is still struggling to overcome her failed marriage with Kevin Federline.

The singer, who is currently on her 'Circus' world tour, has allegedly laughed off constant speculation that she is looking for a serious boyfriend.

"[Britney] says it's going to take many, many more years to completely detox from being married to Kevin," a source told Heat.

"She still says being Mrs Federline was the biggest mistake she's ever made."

Speculation that Spears plans on marrying John Sundahl, who she has been linked with in the past, has been labeled "ridiculous".

"Britney doesn't want to do anything until the tour is over," the source added.

"She wants press for her tour and not for an engagement. The idea that she'd actually want to marry someone is ridiculous."

Digital Spy

BritBrit Must Be Crying Her Heart Out With This Pic

These pictures of Kevin Federline's new girlfriend Victoria Prince acting all kinds of maternal with Jayden James and Sean Preston Federline can't possibly be easy for Britney Spears to be seeing.

On an recent outing with Kevin, Victoria met all of Kevin's four children on a snowy weekend getaway on the weekend of Jan. 17th, according to Life & Style. The 6-foot-tall volleyball player got along swimmingly with the family and met with Federline's parents, spending the vacation in a secluded mountain cabin in the woods in northern California.

Regardless of the fact that Kevin has blown up like a blimp and now appears to be wearing small camping tents for clothing, you know it's got to be killing little Brit-Brit, tight abdominals and all. A six-pack of abs won't hug you and say, "I love you, Mommy," y'all.

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Douchebag Getting Fatter With His Britney-Money

Kevin Federline took a mystery woman out last night, and look, I don't want to say he's gotten fat. But I do want to say "Run, bitch, RUN! Holy shit, can't you tell he ate the last one!? Free shoes are not worth your life, lady! RUN!"

That said, do you think Britney's jealous? Not because Kevin's dating or anything, but because he can let himself go without his dad, manager, record label and the state of California locking him in the garage with a sprig of celery for five days. No, seriously, who does she have to kill for a pudding pie around here?

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Don't Do It Brit Brit

I wouldn't say no to the possibility it might be true, but according to The Enquirer, Kevin Federline has been calling Britney Spears and apologizing for not being the best husband in the world and has been trying to make a fresh start with Britney.

According to the unnamed source who is not even identified as a friend or even knowing Kevin, says that Kevin told Britney that Britney is the love of his life and soul mate and was sorry things went wrong. Of course now that he sees Britney has a new album coming out that might actually do decently and a possible tour he knows she is going to need an opening act.

Have you noticed that we have not heard much of the musical stylings of Kevin Federline since he and Britney split. Apparently his enthusiasm for music was only alive and well when paid for by his ex-wife's pocketbook. Oh, I'm sure if you asked him he would say that he is writing and working on new tracks everyday and that he is working with some great people, and all they need is some distribution. Uh huh. What that translates to is sitting around the house smoking pot, reciting lyrics and waiting for the phone to ring.

Wasn't the whole split with Kevin what initially started Britney off the deep end. I don't know. Maybe they are right for each other. I can't see Britney with anyone else. I also don't see her ever getting rid of her dad, because if she does, she won't be able to keep it together.

CDAN

Is Brit Brit Dating Her Bodyguard????

BRITNEY SPEARS has fallen for one of her bodyguards — a former Israeli soldier.

The 26-year-old singer, battling to get her volatile private life back on track, is dating the tough guy named LEE.

He is the FOURTH member of staff dated by mum-of-two Britney, for whom he has worked full-time for the past six months.

Lee has been spending his days off by her side and has even started sleeping under the same roof at her Los Angeles home.

A source said: “Britney and Lee hit it off immediately.

“He is her perfect type. She loves guys who work out and he is in great shape from his days serving in the Israeli Army.

“He also has a few tattoos, which she loves. They’ve spent so much time together that one thing led to another and their relationship became physical.

“They are in Mexico together. They’ve been having a great time — Lee’s put a smile on her face.”

American-born Lee was snapped earlier this week dancing with Britney at the side of her Mexico hotel swimming pool.

The star has been making good progress improving her professional and private life.

She has also been working on a video for MADONNA’s forthcoming tour.

Britney has a habit of falling for men on her payroll, sharing a fling with ex-manager SAM LUTFI earlier this year.

Federline was a backing dancer and she even dated paparazzi ADNAN GHALIB, who was working with her setting up photos.

Her gardener had better beware.

The Sun

Douchebag To Return Brit Brit Sex Tapes???

Kevin "Douchebag" Federline has agreed to return sex tapes he made with Brit Brit and be lenient child visitation, if the Brit Brit will hook him up and help make him a star!!!!

A Star Magazine insider says:

“On the condition she return the favor by hooking him up wit showbiz contacts, Kevin agreed to keep the racy tapes they made together locked away-and he may even turn them over to her in the future…..He’s also promised to be more flexible about accommodating Britney’s schedule with Sean and Jayden…He’s talking about letting her take a supervised trip with the boys.”

I'm sure this is BS given that the douchebag knows he can make more money blackmailing Brit Brit or selling the tapes....

Popcrunch

Douchebag's Twist Of Fate

In abid to probably get more money from Brit Brit, Douchebag was surprised that she didn't put up a good fight.... like what good fight???? Throw more money at him???? Stupid asshole.

BRITNEY SPEARS’ ex-husband KEVIN FEDERLINE is reportedly shocked the singer didn’t fight harder for custody of their two young sons.

Federline was awarded sole custody of Sean Preston, two, and Jayden James, one, earlier this month (Jul08), following a bitter 18-month court battle.

It means he now has to juggle being a full-time parent to his sons and looking after his two children from a previous marriage.
And he is said to be adamant that Spears’ should take an active role in bringing up the boys.

A source tells British magazine Closer, "Kevin loves his sons, but he didn’t aim for sole custody. He wanted to be a co-parent and didn’t expect Britney not to fight for custody.

"He never wanted full responsibility. He believes both parents should take an active role. It’s tough being a single parent, plus he already has another two children."

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Douchebag Gets Full Custody Of Cash Cows

In a shocking new development, OK! has learned exclusively that Britney Spears has ended her battle to win back custody of her children, Sean Preston and Jayden James, from ex-husband Kevin Federline.

In an exclusive interview with OK!, Kevin's attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan says both Britney and Kevin reached and signed off on a settlement in their custody case today.

Kaplan tells OK!, "At about 8 p.m. PT, a final settlement in the Kevin Federline-Britney Spears custody case was signed. All parties have agreed to the following: Kevin will retain sole legal and physical custody of Sean Preston and Jayden James. Britney will continue to have visitation rights which may increase over time. The agreement will be presented to the court in the morning for approval by the commissioner."

Kaplan adds, "Kevin is ecstatic and the boys are thriving."

Britney, who remains under the legal conservatorship of her father Jamie Spears, lost custody of her sons to Kevin last October. At the time she had visitation privileges but they were severely restricted following her January hospitalization for psychiatric evaluation.

She currently has monitored visitation with her sons two days a week and one overnight.

Update:

Douchebag gets $18,000 a month as spending money...hehehe... I mean for child support. I bet to save money for pot, he'll feed his kids cheetos on a daily basis.

OK!

Daddy Douchebag Is "Daddy's Home" With Mommy's Money

Kevin "Douchebag" Federline is all smiles as he returns home after a weekend trip to Miami.

Looks like K-Fed went shopping for Cheeto’s and toys for his kids. What a rad dad!!!

So, what was Mr. Federline doing in the Sunshine State in the first place? He was hosting a party at Mansion on South Beach. Joined by the likes of Zach Braff and Donald Faison, K-Fed danced the night away while keeping himself hydrated with bottled water. No more gin and juice, y’all!

While Kevin in Miami, that begs the question: Where are the kids?!?! Worry not — Sean Preston and Jayden James were under the watchful eye of their mother, Britney Spears. The comeback mom had a 12-hour overnight visit with her two sons Saturday night at her Los Angeles home. It was Brit’s first overnight visit since she lost visitation with her kids following her infamous visit to the UCLA psych ward in January.

Faded Youth

Christopher Brian Collection Will Go Bankrupt... TRUST!!!!

Kevin "Douchebag" Federline has been offered a seven figure endorsement deal by Christopher Brian Collection. He will be the new face of this collection. WTF?????!!!!! Jeans for douchebags????

“We feel Kevin would be a great model for the line,” Chris Stokes, a music producer who co-owns the denim brand, tells In Touch. Nothing has been set in stone regarding the modeling gig because the 30-year-old father of four is busy with other projects. “Kevin is also working with Chris on his music and movie career,” an insider tells In Touch. After being named Father of the Year by Privé nightclub in Las Vegas on June 13, K-Fed may soon give Britney a run for her money. “He is in everyone’s good graces right now, so he feels like it’s the time for his career to shine,” the insider says. Elliot Mintz, a rep for the actor/singer, says, “Kevin is getting back to work on his music activities.”

Geez!!!!! Dancer, Father Of The Year, Actor, Rapper, Model..... isn't there anything this douchebag can't do???? Persoanlly this guy is a total waste of air....

Father Of The Year Douche Bag Offered Money To Re-Marry Brit Brit

K-Fed’s riding high on a lucky streak. First, the father of four was dubbed “Dad of The Year” by Vegas hotspot Prive and now Kev’s former father-in-law Jamie Spears has offered the one-time backup dancer $4.5 million to remarry his emotionally shaky ex-wife, Britney Spears. Celebrity insiders say Jamie, fifty-five has been “buttering Kevin up” with a mirage of pricey presents, like golf clubs, watches, and a plasma TV.

“Jamie’s been after Kevin to get back with Britney for months. He knows he may have to pay to get it done-and the money would come out of Britney’s assets, which he now controls….He keeps raising the stakes….The key is not letting Britney find out. When he isn’t in Brit’s life, she completely falls apart. It sounds corny, but he completes her-and Jamie knows it,” says a Star Magazine spy.

In an effort to sweeten the pot, Jamie has offered to open a company specializing in the manufacturing of Britney Spears merchandise. If Kevin agrees to take Britney back, Jamie will put him charge of marketing “Briit clothes, dolls, and other items.”

“Kevin could have have it made,” one Star spy snickers.

“His latest offer is $4.5 million in cash and a trust account set up with another $5 million if Kevin moves back in with Britney within a year. If they actually remarry, Jamie will add another $5 million to Kevin’s account,” a Spear insider further reveals. “All in all, Jamie told Kevin, he’ll make out very well.”

But making out “very well” may not be enought for the Ultimate Male Gold-Digger. Kevin reportedly holding out for a $20 million payout offer from Jamie before he will agree to sweep his pop star ex off her feet once again:

Kevin has told Jamie that “if they remarry, there would be no prenup. Jamie’s not very happy about that. He thinks his offer is generous enough that Kevin should take it.”

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Douchebag's PR Stint Went Haywire

In an attempt to make it look like he's really a good father, Kevin "Douchebag" Federline took his kids to Disneyland two days ago, as reported by Hollywoodwire.

So get this, so with two nannies, 2 ushers and a bodyguard, they still manage to lose a kid!!!!!

I bet Douchebag didn't care that much given that it was one of Shar Jackson's. Now if it was one of Britney's kid, he sure would be in major panic.... Britney's kids are a source of income mind you for Douchebag.

So anyways, here's what Hollywoodwire is reporting:

Sources told HollyWire that the child, wearing a bright yellow Belle Costume, was left roaming alone near the Finding Nemo ride. When an employee asked her where her parents were, she said she didn’t know.

She was then asked the standard who-what-when-where questions:

Disney employee: What’s your name?

5 year old daughter of K-fed: Kori

Employee: How old are you?

Kori: 5

Employee: What’s your parent’s name?

Kori: Kevin


Aw, adorable. No, sweetie, daddy prefers “K-Fed.”

Little did the employee know that “Kevin” meant Kevin Federline! About ten to fifteen minutes after the employee found the lost little Kori, a frantic nanny spotted her and came running over.

“She was freaked out and started yelling at the kid, asking her why she wandered off,” said the source.

While we cannot name our source (who has asked to remain anonymous), we did get confirmation from Kori’s mom, Shar Jackson, that Kevin did take all the children to Disneyland yesterday.

Brit Brit Will Be In Court Today

BRITNEY SPEARS and her ex-husband KEVIN FEDERLINE are due back in court on Tuesday (06Apr08) for a progress review in the ongoing custody battle over their two children.

Federline was given full custody of Sean Preston, two, and Jayden James, one, after Spears staged a stand-off with police, emergency services officials and childcare experts when she refused to handover her sons following a scheduled visit in January (08).

The former couple has been battling the custody order ever since, but Federline recently relaxed his ex-wife’s visitation rights, allowing her to spend extra time with her kids.

The pair will now appear at Los Angeles Family Court to re-evaluate the situation, and the hearing is expected to discuss the results of a psychiatrist’s evaluation of Spears.

If Spears is deemed competent, Superior Court Commissioner Scott Gordon, who will preside over the hearing, could officially amend the agreement and allow the singer more official visits.

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Brit Brit Still Loves The Douche Bag

Desperate to restore a sense normalcy in her life, Britney Spears is making amends with her friends and family, and has been sending them letters apologizing for her past. Her reconciliation attempts with former hubby Kevin Federline go even further.

MSNBC reports that Brit-Brit wrote an eight page letter to K-fed owning up to her past failings as a wife and mother, and promising to “move on to a healthier life.”

Says a source: “Since their face-to-face meeting on Easter, Britney has started confessing to Kevin how she feels about him. She says, ‘I love you,’ and she really seems to mean it.”

The source adds that Britney is recovering well.

“She’s really doing so much better. Britney said she’s finally dealing with the issues that she was ignoring for so long and is getting over her anger.”

We’re all for Britney’s full recovery, but a reconcilation with her babydaddy appears to be a serious step in the wrong direction!!!

Faded Youth

Like We All Know He's A Douche Bag

K-Daddy got Britney to pay his legal bills, claiming relative poverty. But, as her lawyer calls it, "Bank of Britney" may have been taken for a ride -- specifically, from L.A. to Vegas.

According to legal docs, in a recent eight-month period, Federleezy blew $50,489.71 on hotel rooms and refreshments in Vegas.

In one day alone, K-Fed dropped $2,632.50 at TAO Beach (the pool club at The Venetian). And on one wild evening, he spent $2,862.60 at TAO nightclub. One day at the Hard Rock Beach Club -- $3,008.33

Oh yeah, and there's this.... at Scores strip club, he once spent $365, but left a $2,000 tip.

And for this he dinged Brit? Dang.

TMZ

Nooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This can't be true.... Brit Brit, Douche Bag just wants more money!!!!

I sincerely hope this is not true at all.....

Britney Spears and ex-husband Kevin Federline have been secretly meeting in the hope of rekindling their romance.

The troubled 'Toxic' singer - whose divorce from Kevin was finalised in July 2007 - is reportedly planning a quiet getaway with the former dancer after the pair spent Easter together.

A source said: "They saw each other on Easter. That meeting went so well that Britney and Kevin have agreed to take a trip away from the glare of Hollywood to work on their relationship."

Kevin, 30, is said to be keen to spend some quality time with 26-year-old Britney and close friends and family are hoping they can make their romance work second time round.

The source added to America's Star magazine: "Kevin wants to take Britney away to see if there is anything to salvage between them. When he suggested it to her, she told him she was ready to go anytime he was."

The pair are currently locked in a bitter custody battle over their two sons, two-year-old Sean Preston and 18-month-old Jayden James.

Last week, Kevin revealed he would always love his troubled ex-wife and hoped she would get back on track soon.

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