Friday, June 06, 2008

Father Of The Year Douche Bag Offered Money To Re-Marry Brit Brit


K-Fed’s riding high on a lucky streak. First, the father of four was dubbed “Dad of The Year” by Vegas hotspot Prive and now Kev’s former father-in-law Jamie Spears has offered the one-time backup dancer $4.5 million to remarry his emotionally shaky ex-wife, Britney Spears. Celebrity insiders say Jamie, fifty-five has been “buttering Kevin up” with a mirage of pricey presents, like golf clubs, watches, and a plasma TV.

“Jamie’s been after Kevin to get back with Britney for months. He knows he may have to pay to get it done-and the money would come out of Britney’s assets, which he now controls….He keeps raising the stakes….The key is not letting Britney find out. When he isn’t in Brit’s life, she completely falls apart. It sounds corny, but he completes her-and Jamie knows it,” says a Star Magazine spy.

In an effort to sweeten the pot, Jamie has offered to open a company specializing in the manufacturing of Britney Spears merchandise. If Kevin agrees to take Britney back, Jamie will put him charge of marketing “Briit clothes, dolls, and other items.”

“Kevin could have have it made,” one Star spy snickers.

“His latest offer is $4.5 million in cash and a trust account set up with another $5 million if Kevin moves back in with Britney within a year. If they actually remarry, Jamie will add another $5 million to Kevin’s account,” a Spear insider further reveals. “All in all, Jamie told Kevin, he’ll make out very well.”

But making out “very well” may not be enought for the Ultimate Male Gold-Digger. Kevin reportedly holding out for a $20 million payout offer from Jamie before he will agree to sweep his pop star ex off her feet once again:

Kevin has told Jamie that “if they remarry, there would be no prenup. Jamie’s not very happy about that. He thinks his offer is generous enough that Kevin should take it.”


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