Guess Who's A Greedy Cow

Sharon Osbourne, who will be forever be remembered for saying 'I Love a chipolata, I do,' has sensationally quit The X Factor. And her departure is reportedly over a disagreement about money. Sharon, who will clearly do anything for money (even pretend that she would step foot inside an Asda) was rumoured to have wanted a £500,000 pay increase. The greedy cow.

ITV has released the following statement:

"Sharon Osbourne has decided to leave The X Factor after four fantastic years. ITV thanks her for her immense contribution to the show and for all her humour, compassion and energy."

In other words, fuck off.

And a box of shit on its way...

HolyMoly