Daddy Douchebag Is "Daddy's Home" With Mommy's Money

Kevin "Douchebag" Federline is all smiles as he returns home after a weekend trip to Miami.

Looks like K-Fed went shopping for Cheeto’s and toys for his kids. What a rad dad!!!

So, what was Mr. Federline doing in the Sunshine State in the first place? He was hosting a party at Mansion on South Beach. Joined by the likes of Zach Braff and Donald Faison, K-Fed danced the night away while keeping himself hydrated with bottled water. No more gin and juice, y’all!

While Kevin in Miami, that begs the question: Where are the kids?!?! Worry not — Sean Preston and Jayden James were under the watchful eye of their mother, Britney Spears. The comeback mom had a 12-hour overnight visit with her two sons Saturday night at her Los Angeles home. It was Brit’s first overnight visit since she lost visitation with her kids following her infamous visit to the UCLA psych ward in January.

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