Blame It On Kabbalah!!!!

We're fascinated by Cynthia Rodriguez's choice of words when she accused Madonna of destroying her marriage to baseballer Alex Rodriguez. She never used the words affair or cheating. She did use the term "marital misconduct" which her lawyer describes as "an affair of the heart." We're thinking Madonna didn't fool around with Alex at all - what she did was WORSE. She seduced or "recruited" him into her Kabbalah cult. And Madonna's Kabbalah pal Guy Osearyhelped her bring Alex into the "fold." Alex is quite a catch for the group. Cynthia did play up the fact that she is Greek orthodox and apparently wants to keep her distance from Kabbalah. Madonna didn't capture Alex's HEART, she BRAINWASHED him! Cynthia had better get her money out of that marriage before the Kabbalahs get it.

In the meantime, Beset by turmoil and accusations, whose shoulder is Alex Rodriguez crying on? The guy Alex turned to is not his lawyer - he happens to be the head of Kabbalah, Michael Berg. Of course! They had dinner at Serefina Fabulous Grill in New York. We'd LOVE to know what they chatted about.

Janet Charlton