A-Rod Fights Back

C-Rod filed for divorce from A-Rod earlier this month and asked for a bunch of shit including their $12 million Florida home and a big piece of all the cash he made while they were married. C-Rod said A-Rod "emotionally abandoned his wife and children" and their marriage ended because of his "extramarital affairs and other marital misconduct." C-Rod didn't name names in divorce papers, but later said she believed he was having an "affair of the heart" with Vadge.

A-Rod is fighting back. In papers that will be filed today in Miami, A-Rod wants their prenup enforced and for her cheating claims to be removed from the record. Florida is a no-fault divorce state, so A-Rod doesn't have to say why their marriage crashed and burned. According to the NYDN, The papers claim C-Rod and her lawyer agreed to the prenup a month before their wedding.

A-Rod is ready to go to court if C-Rod fights him. He also said that he "has been paying, and will continue to pay ... reasonable and bona fide expenses" for their two daughters.

FUCK! C-Rod did not do her research before getting married. Note to myself: If I'm ever allowed to get married in Florida, DON'T! Another note to myself: Research NO-FAULT states before getting married. Third note to myself: Eat prenup before wedding.

I have a feeling that C-Rod is going to fight dirty. I can't wait for the shit she's going to pull out of her muscled up asshole. Escandalo!

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Blame It On Kabbalah!!!!

We're fascinated by Cynthia Rodriguez's choice of words when she accused Madonna of destroying her marriage to baseballer Alex Rodriguez. She never used the words affair or cheating. She did use the term "marital misconduct" which her lawyer describes as "an affair of the heart." We're thinking Madonna didn't fool around with Alex at all - what she did was WORSE. She seduced or "recruited" him into her Kabbalah cult. And Madonna's Kabbalah pal Guy Osearyhelped her bring Alex into the "fold." Alex is quite a catch for the group. Cynthia did play up the fact that she is Greek orthodox and apparently wants to keep her distance from Kabbalah. Madonna didn't capture Alex's HEART, she BRAINWASHED him! Cynthia had better get her money out of that marriage before the Kabbalahs get it.

In the meantime, Beset by turmoil and accusations, whose shoulder is Alex Rodriguez crying on? The guy Alex turned to is not his lawyer - he happens to be the head of Kabbalah, Michael Berg. Of course! They had dinner at Serefina Fabulous Grill in New York. We'd LOVE to know what they chatted about.

Janet Charlton

Madonna Is Furious But I Bet Happy With Publicity

Madonna is furious over claims her alleged relationship with a US baseball star has been labelled an "affair of the heart."

The 49-year-old singer is reportedly livid over claims made by a lawyer for the wife of Alex Rodriguez, 32, that they are engaged in a non-sexual relationship.

A source involved with the divorce told Britain's The Sun newspaper: "Madonna is outraged. She told his wife Cynthia's lawyers not to make any more statements about her - in short, shut up."

Cynthia's legal team served her sportsman spouse with divorce papers earlier this week.

Despite not being named in the documents, Cynthia's lawyers are still attributing some of the blame for the break-up to Madonna.

One of Cynthia's legal representatives, Earle Lilly, said of Madonna and Alex: "The correct analysis is a relationship. Some people categorise an affair as sexual infidelity. We're not claiming that - it's an affair of the heart."

Lilly also released a statement yesterday (08.07.08) saying: "Cynthia has tolerated a lot of misconduct, but this one was the final straw. Having Madonna sit in his box at baseball games, and the Kabbalah meetings that have taken place? it's like an open forum. It's just short of embarrassing if nothing else."

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A Woman Scorned

Cynthia Rodriguez has quickly become my favorite character in the A-Hole/Vadge divorce drama. According to the NYDN, Cynthia decided to get back at her estranged husband by spending some of his hard-earned cash. And by "some" I mean $100,000. While the whole A-Hole and Vadge rumors started coming out, Cynthia went off to Paris to hang out with Lenny Kravitz.

A friend said that Cynthia, who just had a baby 11 weeks ago, flew the godparents of her daughters first-class to Paris. She went to the best restaurants, went to the spa and was even thinking of joining Lenny Kravitz in Spain. Shit, She-Hulk should have bought Spain!

The friend also claims Cynthia has hired four divorce lawyers, "She needs four lawyers in two different states? That's not the dream team, it's the greed team." HELL YES! The buff ass bitch is smart. I would've hired Scooby Doo, Marcia Clark, Matlock, Ally McBeal, Gloria Allred, Leslie Abramson and Tracey Ullman as Sydney Cross.

She-Hulk didn't stop there, she also barred A-Hole from seeing their daughters. While she was living it up in Paris, her daughters were in Miami. A-Hole tried to see them, but She-Hulk would not let him.

This is exactly how you get back at a dude who fucked you over! You don't cheat on his ass, you take his credit card and you MAX the fuck out of that shit. You do some "Pretty Woman" shit.

Speaking of "Pretty Woman," whatever happened to snobby salesperson #2 from that movie. I couldn't find the scene on YouTube, but she's standing on a ladder and tells Julia Roberts, "It's very expensive." I hated that cunt!

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Madonna A Homewrecker????

Cynthia Rodriguez will file divorce papers from her estranged husband A-Rod first thing Monday morning in Miami, her lawyer Earle Lilly confirms to Usmagazine.com.

"I'm sure you've heard rumors of the relationship he's had with Madonna - that's the straw that broke the camel's back," Lilly tells Us. "She's been fighting these terrible, demonic problems for two years and they don't go away."

The papers will allege "total emotional abandonment," Lilly explains. "You're not going to see a lot of other relationships named.

"The papers are designed not to be horrible, vitriolic, or create negative feelings, but just to put it out on the table and get this lady through a very troubled period in her life," Lilly adds.

At stake in the split: a pre-nuptial agreement, which is being reviewed by Lilly, the couples' multiple homes and the fortune of a "a baseball player worth close to a billion dollars," he says.

Cynthia, 34, believes that A-Rod's late night visits to Madonna's apartment - first reported by Us Weekly - makes them more than just friends, Lilly says.

"Call it an affair, call it a relationship," Lilly says, "[she's put] up and tolerated his misconduct."

The split, Lilly says, has "been a long time" in the works for A-Rod's wife. The Yankee was was also spotted with a stripper in Toronto, Miami and Dallas in 2007.

"Last year it was published he was with the other woman, and this is the final straw," Lilly tells Us. "She has finally said, 'no mas.' This is what it has come down to.

US Magazine

Just To Complicate Things Further.....

Yankee hitter Alex Rodriguez and his wife, Cynthia, have ended their five year marriage, the News has learned.

C-Rod has dumped A-Rod.

Yankee star Alex Rodriguez and his wife, Cynthia, have split after about three months of problems in their marriage, a source with knowledge of the situation told the Daily News Wednesday.

Word of the breakup comes a day after widespread reports that the Bombers' $275 million cleanup hitter has been rounding the bases with pop icon Madonna - and team owner Hank Steinbrenner blamed recent poor play on "outside distractions."

"It's true," the source said of A-Rod's separation from his wife of five years. "They've been having problems for about three months."

Word of the couple's marital strife comes less than three months after they expressed how "thrilled" they were with the April 21 birth of their daughter, Ella Alexander.

Revelations of the couple's not-so-great-nuptials came as new rumors surfaced on the Internet that Cynthia Rodriguez, 34, was having a fling with rocker Lenny Kravitz.

"She is not! I know that," Cynthia Rodriguez's mother, Evangeline Scurtis, told The News Wednesday. Scurtis refused to discuss the status of her daughter's relationship with Rodriguez, repeatedly saying, "no comment."

Kravitz, 44, is in the middle of his "Love Revolution Tour" in Europe.

Coincidentally, A-Rod, Madonna and Kravitz all share the same manager, Guy Oseary.

A-Rod was steadfastly mum on the report, turning his back and walking away from a News reporter at Yankee Stadium seeking comment about the Kravitz rumor.

In May 2007, Cynthia Rodriguez endured the embarrassment of photos published of her husband entering a Toronto strip club with Scores dancer At the time, she packed her bags and bolted from their East Side pad.

It remains unclear if Alex and Cynthia Rodriguez are headed for divorce court. If so, she stands to get a heaping hunk of massive baseball and commercial endorsement earnings. A-Rod's salary is about $28 million a year, his endorsements run even higher - and he owns lavish homes in New York and Miami.

Madonna, who is coping with rumors of her own breakup with husband Guy Richie, has denied she and A-Rod are an item. "They're just friends," Madonna's spokeswoman insisted.

Without mentioning Rodriguez by name, Steinbrenner went on a tirade about the team's on-field slump.

"I don't know. Maybe a little less outside distractions and a little more concentrating and they'll start hitting better," he said.

NYDN