Thursday, July 17, 2008

Office Job Evaluations

If only I can actually use these to evaluate employees then it would be so great.....

1. This person is not really so much of a has-been, but more definitely a won't-be.

2. To hear him speak, his accomplishments are so big they can only be compared to that of a black hole in space -- unfortunately, neither have been confirmed to exist.

3. Create a new title to make him feel appreciated, e.g., jester, dunce, former employee, etc.

4. Gates are down, lights are flashing, but the train just isn't coming.

5. A clock watcher who's in a different time zone than the rest of us.

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