"Pure" Slut? "Pure" Whore?? "Pure" McValtrex??? "Pure" Fake????

We know that there must be something wrong with Good Charlotte guitarist Benji Madden if he's prepared to put his dick anywhere near Paris Hilton (and if he's going to put his name to the dire music that his band produces), but we didn't know the levels of self-deception going on. He reckons she's "pure". Yeah, about as pure as a bucket of effluent...

The plastic heiress and her Addams Family-esq boyfriend are considering getting tattoos of each other, but Benji has put his foot down claiming that he can have one but she can't because he wants her to remain "pure". I think she probably lost the ability to do when half the world saw her getting knobbed by an idiot (in one of the least erotic pieces of film ever made).

Paris explains, "He is going to get one of me but he won't let me get one. He doesn't like tattoos on women. He thinks I look pure."

Pure filth? Pure dirt? I reckon he definitely said another word after pure, either behind his hand or smothered by a cough and she didn't hear it. Maybe she's got a wonky ear too.

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