Homewrecker Slut Whore Wishes She Was Pumping Something Else

Sienna Miller was seen gasing up her Lexus at a Malibu gas station today.

The Hollywood seductress appeared to be on the verge of tears as a videographer questioned her about her (possibly homewrecking) affair with Balthazar Getty.

After a whole five minutes of interogation, Sienna then drove to Beverly Hills and pulled into the Police Department’s Emergency Safety Zone where she filed a report.

Though we’re not quite sure what Miss Miller is complaining about — this is the best thing that’s happened to her career since she hooked up with Jude Law!

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