Showing posts with label Sienna Miller. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sienna Miller. Show all posts

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Possibly Homewrecker Whore's Next Victim?


So they're in Australia promoting a movie that will bomb big time... With Channing Tatum recently getting married, could he be the next conquest of the Homewrecker Whore?

But then again, there's Dennis Quaid who is married and has kids. He's morer her type I think.

Let's watch and see.

Homewrecker Whore Goes Ballistic


Sienna Miller has never made any secret of how much she loves and adores the press *coughSHEHATESTHEMcough*, and in a recent radio interview she decided to let rip after the presenter dared ask a question about her and the still-married Balthazar Getty.

The Aussie radio DJ asked Sienna how things were with her and Getty, and she flew into a rage, telling him to "piss off" and calling him a "douche bag".

When he then tried to apologise, she shouted back, "You've called us scrags, bitches, knocked-up. We are not here to talk about him [Getty]. But, yes, I know him and everything's good, thank you. What a scoop! Congratulations! You're really, really clever!"

Yikes. The actress is currently touring the globe to promote new film GI Joe: The Rise Of Cobra, and has allegedly demanded nobody ask her any personal questions. Something tells us she's going to have this problem again.


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Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Homewrecker Slut Back For More "Getty"


Sienna Miller has reunited with lover Balthazar Getty in Italy.

The on-off couple are holidaying in Positano in the south of the country, with the billionaire playboy-and-actor even bringing his mother along.

Friends say Sienna and Balthazar have reconciled after initially splitting a month ago.

A source said: "They're ready to put their troubles behind them."

Balthazar, 34, and Sienna, 27, caused scandal when they were linked in July last year, as he is married with four children.

His wife, Rosetta Millington, subsequently split from the star, but they are yet to divorce.

The 'G.I. Joe' actress and Balthazar's mother Gisela arrived in Positano - near to where Sienna and the 'Brothers and Sisters' actor were first spotted kissing last year - on Friday (19.06.09) and he joined the party on Sunday (21.06.09).

They then took a boat to nearby Nerano where the reunited couple were seen kissing over an intimate lunch.

The source added: "Sienna was nibbling on his ear. Even when the food arrived her appetite was only for her man."

Sienna recently said it was "important to become more conscious" of her love life.


FemaleFirst

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Homewrecker Whore Moves On To Man-whore


Is Sienna Miller moving on to Josh Hartnett?
Monday, 18 May , 2009, 10:18

Sienna Miller seems to have finally parted ways with married oil heir and actor Balthazar Getty. And now, the actress has reportedly set her sights on movie hunk Josh Hartnett.

According to sources, Miller flew to Hartnett’s bedside in New York when he got a bad tummy bug and nursed him back to health and they chat all the time on the phone.

“Josh and Sienna have a unique bond. They understand each other and I wouldn’t be surprised if a relationship blossomed,” the Mirror quoted a source as saying.

Miller and Getty began dating after they were introduced by the actress’ Edge of Love co-star Matthew Rhys last May.

The relationship led to her being branded a home-wrecker.

A pal said: “Sienna loved being with Balthazar but there was too much baggage and she couldn’t commit to anything more than a few months. They are still good friends.”


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Monday, December 01, 2008

Homewrecker Slut Is Back With Scumbag


The pair chose The Groucho Club in Soho last night for an intimate rendezvous, just two weeks after she admitted they had split.

Their night out followed a sighting of them yesterday near Sienna's home in Maida Vale, hand-in-hand as they walked Sienna's dogs (hang on a minute, wasn't that Rhys Ifans's old job?).

Earlier this month, the 26-year-old actress revealed that her relationship with multi-
millionaire Balthazar had come to an end.

She said: “I'm single at the moment, and I'm completely happy with that. It's nice not to have a relationship that the Press constantly want to scrutinise and discuss. I'm cool with being on my own.”

Well, it looks as though she's equally as cool not being on her own — or maybe she just missed Press scrutiny.

Our spy inside said: “They looked very happy together, and were laughing and touching each other all night. It seemed like they were very much together and were engrossed in conversation for the entire evening.”


This Is London

Friday, November 21, 2008

Homewrecker Slut Is Slutting Again


Hollywood actor Josh Hartnett was reportedly spotted enjoying another intimate evening in London with British star Sienna Miller - fueling rumors they are dating.

Hartnett is currently living in the English capital while he stars in the new West End production of Rain Man. The pair is said to have enjoyed a secret date last week at the exclusive Shoreditch House members' bar in East London, according to The London Paper.

A source tells the publication, "They definitely looked like a couple - and a good looking one at that! At one point, they were holding hands across the table, but they quickly hid them underneath. They looked really cozy as they dined, gazing into each other's eyes, smiling and laughing. They continued talking and drinking until very late into the evening - there was definitely a buzz in the air."

The pair was previously spotted together two weeks ago at an event in West London, shortly after Miller confirmed her recent split from married actor Balthazar Getty, who she began dating in June.


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Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Scumbag Back With Wife


Balthazar Getty is back with his wife.

The 'Brothers and Sisters' star ended his controversial relationship with Sienna Miller earlier this month, and has now reunited with Rosetta Millington - his wife of eight years and mother of his four children.

A source close to the 33-year-old actor said: "Rosetta reminded Balthazar of the promises he made on their wedding day eight years ago, and asked him if he really wanted the children to grow up apart from their dad.

"The next day he called Sienna and nervously told her, 'I have to end it, babe.' Sienna was shattered, but she is putting on a brave face."

It has also been claimed Balthazar quickly grew tired of 26-year-old Sienna's love of partying, and realised he had made a mistake dating someone so much younger than himself.

The source added to Britain's Star magazine: "Sienna is only 26 and loves to go out. At first he was excited by her beauty but eventually realised he should be back with his wife, and that Sienna represented a phase from another point in his life."

Although Balthazar is quickly moving on with his life, Sienna has taken the rejection badly following a turbulent 2008 for her love life.


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Monday, November 10, 2008

Homewrecker Slut Is Single Again....


Dig out the chastity belt from the attic and strap it onto your husband immediately, because Sienna Miller's bulldozer vagina is back in business! Sienna told UsWeekly that she finally detached Balthazar Getty's hair peen (I'm assuming) from her snatch after only a few months together and she's single now. Single and ready to mingle...with your husband's dick.

At the Hollywood Dominoes event in London, the happy homewrecker said, "I'm single at the moment, and I'm completely happy with that. It's nice not to have a relationship that the press constantly want to scrutinize and discuss. I'm cool with being on my own."

And the slutty angels in heaven are singing "Whore-a-lujah!"

Balthazar's dick was getting stale and too complicated, so this shit was long overdue. Let the man with the cartoon villain name go back to his wife and let Sienna go back to doing what she does best: sluttin'! I'm really fucking happy to hear this, because I was starting to think that she was actually...um...dickmatized. Note to sluts of the world: The minute you get dickmatized, immediately put your genitals into rehab and cease all contact with said dick. Dickmatization + a shameless slut = DISASTER!

Below is Sienna in her "dick huntin'" dress at that Domino event on Friday night. If you put your ear to the monitor, you can actually hear her vagina crying tears of joy at the fact that it's getting new peen!


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Monday, November 03, 2008

Homewrecker Whore Is Not Happy


Shameless slut Sienna Miller has given Balthazar Getty way too many hours with her vagina. It's time to fucking move on. What's the point of being a big whore if you're just going to do the same dude over and over again? Sienna might have finally woken up and smelled the jizz, because the Daily Mail reports that she's taken her slut act back to London. However, she didn't leave Balthazar because her cooze was craving new peen, she left after he refused to divorce his wife.

According to friends, these two hos have been fighting constantly in Los Angeles and she's scared that he's going to go back to his wife. " There have been some pretty unpleasant rows, largely over Balthazar’s reluctance to commit. She has really wanted to be able to step out as a couple but Balthazar is very torn over his children and it looks like he might be wanting to go back to his family. Sienna is devastated."

Sienna is devastated, but her vagina is probably jumping for joy and humming "It's Raining Men."

Balthazar still being married isn't the only problem. Sienna wants to booze and party all night, while he would rather stay home and be boring. Balthazar is a recovering drunk, so he's having a hard time dealing with Sienna's ways.

Sienna is surprised that her married boyfriend still wants to be married and he's surprised that his party whore girlfriend still wants to be a party whore? Ugh. Slap them both with a flaccid peen.

Sienna needs to stay in London and re-read the slut's handbook. Specificially, chapter 7: "Married Men are Only Good for Fucking."


DListed

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Guess Who Was In Manhattan???

Why of course is that homewrecker whore and slimebag....

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Homewrecker Slut's No. 1 Fan Hates Her Too

Some people are just so public spirited that they will volunteer freely for some of the worst jobs in the world. Humanitarian relief in cholera-soaked villages, working with disadvantaged beggars with infectious diseases, and the like. But what could possibly motivate someone to the extent of freely and willingly being the webmaster of the world's most popular Sienna Miller website?

There are dark forces at work out there. If you want the address of the dark forces, it's just here the world's first stop for all the news on the world's greatest actress.

So it's sad to see that even the owner of this site is so disgusted by the behaviour of the actress that he feels that he's pissing his life faster away than Alex Higgins stuck in a revolving mini-bar. 'Jess' who may be a man, a woman or an automaton whom has suddenly begun to understand emotions, is preparing to walk away from the seedy world of Miller and writes:

“I cannot get past the fact that to me she has completely changed from the Sienna I became a fan of back in 2004. I don't say that lightly because (believe it or not) I do still have a lot of respect for Sienna and still consider myself a supportive fan.”

Yes, she's changed from rubbish actress famous for her private life to…well, you know. It’s a bit bad when your 'Number One Website' turns against you though, isn't it?

“We do not know the whole story behind this affair, and some may argue it is not our place to judge BUT when Sienna can cavort so publicly and so shamelessly with this man who IS married and does have 4 children (including a baby only a few months old) with his wife, my respect for her goes out of the window.”


The sound, in a couple of hundred words, of someone waking up for the first time in their life and truly smelling the coffee. Come on webmaster at jeffreyarcher.co.uk! Wake up!


HolyMoly

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Homewrecker Slut Mght Be Homewrecking Another Marriage Soon

Poor old Sienna Miller is having a terrible time at the hands of the paparazzi these days. Only yesterday she was surrounded by a horde of photographers (whilst queuing for an elevator in a public building) who asked such unfair questions as 'How does it feel to be a home-wrecker?', and 'Is the sex good enough to take a father away from his four children?' Probably.

Sienna is perhaps (literally) banking on the fact that her stolen beau's surname was 'Getty', meaning he was part of one of the richest families in the world not to own Manchester City.

Oh. Unfortunately it looks as though Balthazar Getty isn't actually that rich at all, and gets no income whatsoever from the family fortune. Getty earns some money from acting in a show called 'Brothers and Sisters' but it's hardly enough to keep Sienna in the style that her greedy brain feels she should be accustomed to.

Even worse for Sienna is the news that Balthazar's wife Rosetta Millington is refusing to apply for a divorce. TMZ.com reports that at the moment Rosetta is siphoning up a fair amount of his current income. The minute divorce proceedings kick in she may lose any right to future earnings, hence her refusing to sue for divorce and cackling in delight at his discomfort (of course, Balthazar could start divorce proceedings himself, but the financial repercussions would see him eating beans on toast for years to come).

Well done to Sienna for managing to bag one of the least-eligible non-bachelors out there. It looks as though the pair will be depending on her grubby-titted income to stay financially afloat, so good luck with that, Sienna and Balthazar! ASDA are doing a 3 for 2 offer on Pot Noodles this week, if that helps.


HolyMoly

Tuesday, September 09, 2008

Guess What Homewrecker Slut Thinks She's Famous For

TMZ is reporting that Homewrecker Slut believes in her heart that she's famous for being an actress.

Geez girl, really??? You did what? Alfie (bombed), Casanova (bombed), Factory Girl (Bombed)...sooooo which such distinguished bombed movies it is only safe to assume that the coming movies you'll be in will also bomb...

I personally think this whore should be blacklisted in the film industry all over the world including Bollywood.

This bitch just doesn't get it. She's famous for being a homewrecker slut.

Thursday, September 04, 2008

Homewrecker Slut Is Leaving The UK


Given that she might have pretty much slept with all the men in the UK, married men or single men, she decided to move to LA and will try to compete with McDonald's or Paris Hilton..... now serving 1,008,987,765.... I kid I kid.

So apparently, Miss Homewrecker Slut is not happy in the UK and will be moving with the scumbag in LA. There's even some rumors that they're currently looking for a place to stay.

Her step-mother, Kelly Hoppen, said Homewrecker Slut wants to avoid the media spotlight especially after someone spray-painted "SLUT" on her house, which she should have taken that as a compliment:

"It’s disgusting that she can not live in her own country. Now she’s going to have to leave the country to get on with life. She can’t live here now. Why is it that if a man leaves his wife the new woman gets all the s**t? That doesn’t happen the other way round."

Now I can't wait to see what will happen in LA and how long this relationship will last.... let the countdown begin.

Tuesday, September 02, 2008

Homewrecker Slut Reunites With Scumbag


They have barely been apart since the start of their whirlwind romance.

And last night Sienna Miller, was reunited with her married boyfriend Balthazar Getty as he arrived in London, after spending almost a week apart.

Sienna was seen leaving member's club The Groucho last night, with new love Balthazar, 33, trailing closely behind her.

But for once, they kept their usual public displays of affection to a minimum.

Dressed in denim hotpants, navy cropped military style jacket and white pumps, the actress showed off her lithe limbs, and also an impressive set of bruises on her suntanned thigh.

The pair were out until the early hours of the morning before returning to their hotel just after 2am.


This Is London

Monday, August 25, 2008

Homewrecker Slut In Ibiza!!!


Where is Hollywood’s most sinful seductress?

The equally sinful island of Ibiza!!

With the word “slut” painted beneath her window earlier this week, with hordes of paparazzi hounding her every move, often referring to the 26 year-old actress as “homewrecker”, and with the wife of her current boyfriend, actor Balthazar Getty, on the warpath to publicly castigate the pair, Sienna Miller has escaped to the Spanish island to escape the endless bad press and spend time with her step-mother and sister. Looking tanned, toned and seemingly unaware of the criticisms that surround her, Miss Miller lapped up the sun and fun during a yacht tour in the coastal town of Formentera today.

So, who else is in Ibiza? Fellow British party girl Kate Moss. And of what importance is that? A close friend of actor Rhys Ifans, whom Sienna dated (and was also photographed on an Ibazan beach with last year) to the highly publicized dismay of the supermodel, according to a source quoted by The Daily Mail, “Kate would happily drown Sienna if she saw her.”


Faded Youth

Friday, August 22, 2008

Homewrecker Slut Branded A 'Slut'


You know your reputation is in tatters when even spray-can-weilding hoodlums decide to comment on your sexual morals. But that is the level reached by Sienna Miller today, as she wakes up to discover the word 'SLUT' has been sprayed on the wall of her London home.

Some might say hoodlums, others might say photographers looking to make a quick buck selling photos of their own handiwork, but who are we to argue when the writing is on the wall etc etc.

More worrying for Miller is what accompanied the word - which The Sun describes as "an unsettling circular symbol which looks like an attempt to recreate the sign for Satan".

Could the devil really have broken cover to come into the world and claim one of his own?

We can only hope so. Better get a heat-resistant suit on, Si, we hear Hell is pretty hot this time of year.

Also, look at the photo - where the fuck does Miller live where she needs bars on the windows and a metal door? Having been shunned by the Primrose Hill set, has she joined Doherty's Hackney crew?


HolyMoly

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Homewrecker Slut's Mom Is Delusional


Sienna Miller's mother has leapt to her defence.

The actress' mom Jo believes the criticism levelled at her daughter over her relationship with married actor Balthazar Getty is unfair and she has been left shocked by the "feeding frenzy" of abuse the 'Factory Girl' star has received.

She said: "You can't understand how a woman seeing a man who has been separated from his wife for months can cause such a scandal.

"It's awful. I can't tell you. You don't know when it is going to stop."

Jo - who was introduced to Balthazar, 38, last weekend - also praised people who have called for an end to the criticism 26-year-old Sienna has received.

She added to Britain's Daily Express newspaper: "Thank goodness people are starting to see the hypocrisy of it all.

"I know it makes Sienna pleased to read these things. It means a lot to her when there's so much negativity and criticism around."


Female First

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Homewrecker Slut Whore Is Happy Being A Homewrecker Slut Whore

Sienna Miller has introduced Balthazar Getty to her mother.

'The Edge of Love' actress took her new boyfriend to meet mom Jo for lunch at Malibu restaurant Taverna Tony's.

The British star's parents were previously said to be worried about Sienna starting another relationship so soon after her split from 'Notting Hill' actor Rhys Ifans.

A source said: "Jo and Sienna's dad Ed had a few concerns as any parents would. But Sienna convinced Jo she is happy. So she's happy for her daughter.

"Sienna knew they would get on really well. Balthazar is a lovely guy."

The 'Brothers and Sisters' actor was also keen to show he is serious about the romance and introduced the 26-year-old star to friends including TV producer Jerry Bruckheimer.

A source said: "Balthazar thinks it's a bit soon for Sienna to meet his children. That is something that will come with time. But he is obviously secure enough in their relationship to want to show off his new love to his friends."


Female First

Homewrecker Slut Whore Wishes She Was Pumping Something Else


Sienna Miller was seen gasing up her Lexus at a Malibu gas station today.

The Hollywood seductress appeared to be on the verge of tears as a videographer questioned her about her (possibly homewrecking) affair with Balthazar Getty.

After a whole five minutes of interogation, Sienna then drove to Beverly Hills and pulled into the Police Department’s Emergency Safety Zone where she filed a report.

Though we’re not quite sure what Miss Miller is complaining about — this is the best thing that’s happened to her career since she hooked up with Jude Law!


Faded Youth