Hotel Booby-lon

Pamela Anderson has announced plans to build her own hotel in Abu Dhabi. Well she won't be doing the construction herself, but the eco-friendly white elephant is all her own idea, honestly. She reportedly fell in love with the country after running in slow motion along some sand dunes on a recent trip with the Make A Wish Foundation.

Best of all, the hotel will be lovely and friendly to the environment, and no fossil fuels will be used it its construction, something which is bound to horrify everyone else in the oil-rich United Arab Emirates whose main reason for living is selling as much oil as expensively as possible. So why the UAE? Pam explains,

"I'm building a hotel there. It's environmentally friendly. I went there with the Make a Wish Foundation and met some great people there, and the royal family was really friendly."

Well, a strict Muslim country with a highly traditional society – why wouldn't they love the idea of the much-married, sex-taping actress building her own hotel? No, I can't see a single thing wrong with this plan.

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