America's Classiest Woman Is Dating A Royalty

Pamela Anderson was reportedly back with Tommy Lee, but she later brushed it off by saying she's just "living" with him while her house "gets built." There's a vagina rejuvenation joke in there somewhere. Anywhore, Pammy might be telling the truth, because E!'s Marc Malkin claims she has a new man.

This isn't just any new man, he's apparently royalty. She's a royal whore, so they make a perfect couple. The mystery dude is a member of Abu Dhabi's royal family. Pammy met him while visiting Abu Dhabi last June. She also announced that she's working with the royal family to build an ecofriendly bordello in the area. Okay, they're building a hotel. We say whore house, she says hotel.

Pammy and her new dude were seen out in West Hollywood this past weekend. She calls him Milk-Sheik, or Milk for short. Well, hopefully she's going to milk that dude for all he's worth. He sounds like he cums money.

She needs to marry that dude. I normally wouldn't advise that to a skank who has been married more times than she can count (seriously, she can't count that high), but she has to marry him without a prenup. Once she gets his money and leaves him, she'll have to join the witness protection program, but that's ok! She can cover her safe house in gold and diamonds.

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Hotel Booby-lon

Pamela Anderson has announced plans to build her own hotel in Abu Dhabi. Well she won't be doing the construction herself, but the eco-friendly white elephant is all her own idea, honestly. She reportedly fell in love with the country after running in slow motion along some sand dunes on a recent trip with the Make A Wish Foundation.

Best of all, the hotel will be lovely and friendly to the environment, and no fossil fuels will be used it its construction, something which is bound to horrify everyone else in the oil-rich United Arab Emirates whose main reason for living is selling as much oil as expensively as possible. So why the UAE? Pam explains,

"I'm building a hotel there. It's environmentally friendly. I went there with the Make a Wish Foundation and met some great people there, and the royal family was really friendly."

Well, a strict Muslim country with a highly traditional society – why wouldn't they love the idea of the much-married, sex-taping actress building her own hotel? No, I can't see a single thing wrong with this plan.

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Old Has-Been Whore Is Jealous Of Younger Whore

LOVE a good celebrity feud – especially when it is between two whorey catty American girls.

And - after a quiet period since PARIS HILTON and LINDSAY LOHAN made up - PAMELA ANDERSON and JESSICA SIMPSON have stepped up to the plate.

Jessica upset Pammi and all her vegetarian chums by wearing a T-shirt proclaiming: “Real girls eat meat.”

But now the former Baywatch babe has hit back with a spectacular insult.

Speaking on radio in Australia – where she’s waiting to go into the Big Brother house – the star slammed her rival buxom blonde.

Pammi blasted: "I think she is a bitch and whore.

“Actually, I don't know if she was talking about food or men."

She added that she is proud of not eating meat, saying: “I think it's healthy, good for your body and good for the environment."

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Pam Anderson Speaks About 'Rumors'

Pamela Anderson has described her split from Rick Salomon as "a big fat juicy can of worms".

The former 'Baywatch' star - who filed for divorce on December 14 after just three months of marriage - has spoken about their break-up for the first time.

Pammie said: "I wish him the best. It's a can of worms. Big, fat juicy worms, but worms."

She also shot down rumours she is pregnant with Rick's baby, telling US TV network E!: "No more kids. No more kids."

In December, the 40-year-old actress had claimed she and Rick were trying to work things out, but it was recently revealed her lawyer had filed a proof of service summons in Los Angeles Superior Court on December 28.

Pammie - who has two sons, Brandon, 11, and nine-year-old Dylan with first husband Tommy Lee - fell for friend Rick after he offered to waive her poker debts to him in return for sex.

They married in a quickie ceremony in Las Vegas, in the one-hour break between Pammie's performances as Hans Klok's assistant in his magic show.

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Oh Geez..... Pam Anderson Is Pregnant

I mean God... WHY???????

TMZ is reporting tha Pamela Anderson is really pregnant with Rick Salomon.

Salomon is telling friends that the reason why Pam is crazy is because of the pregnancy.... like really???? I just thought that she was just plain crazy.

Anyways, in her divorce paper, Pam is asking for spousal support but no child support. I think she plans to give the baby away. If so, lucky baby.

Pamela Anderson To Get A Divorce After All

Pamela Anderson is pressing ahead with her divorce from Rick Salomon.

The former 'Baywatch' star - who filed for divorce on December 14 after just two months of marriage - claimed on December 17 she and Rick were "working things out" but her lawyer filed a proof of service of summons in Los Angeles Superior Court on December 28, taking the proceedings to the next stage.

Los Angeles family law attorney Lynn Soodik said: "I would think this means the divorce is going ahead. But this filing is just a procedural thing."

The document shows Rick was served with divorce papers on December 15 and has 30 days to file a response.

Pammie, 40, wrote about her family's New Year's celebration on her website yesterday (03.01.08), but did not mention Salomon.

She said: "My kids and I had a great time in Vegas! They loved the fireworks and hot chocolate at midnight. Mommy made it home by 1.30am. Nice! Now on family vacation in the snow. We are doing great. Getting rest and planning for the year."

Pammie - who has two sons, Brandon, 11, and nine-year-old Dylan with first husband Tommy Lee - fell for Rick after he offered to waive her poker debts to him in return for sex.

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Pam Anderson Shows Some Class

So here's Pam Anderson hosting a New Year's Eve party at Pure in Las Vegas. She was by herself so obviously people started speculating that a divorce is pretty much in the very near future.

Oh well.....

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And Pamela Anderson Marries Again

Pamela Anderson had to settle for a fake wedding cake on Saturday (06.10.07).

The former 'Baywatch' actress, who married Rick Salomon in a private villa at Las Vegas' Mirage Hotel and Casino, was forced to cut into a cardboard four-tier cake because she didn't give caterers enough time to prepare for the nuptials.

A source told US TV channel E!: "Pamela and Rick had a fake four-tier wedding cake. It was made from cardboard because planners weren't able to find a real one in time. They were apparently only given a day to prepare."

The hotel's Stack restaurant provided the 60 guests - including Tobey Maguire, magician Hanks Klok, Pamela's sons, Brandon, 11, and nine-year-old Dylan, and Rick's daughters, Hunter, 11, and Tyson, nine - with pigs in blankets, macaroni cheese, tuna and lobster tacos and 10 bottles of Cristal champagne.

The wedding party later tucked into jelly doughnuts for dessert.

Pammie, who walked down the aisle to Sade's 'By Your Side', cut the celebrations short after dashing back for her second appearance of the night in Hans Klok's magic show.

The nuptials and wedding party took place in the 90 minutes between Pammie's two performances as Klok's magic assistant.

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Even A Dog Just Can't Stop Himself

One hot dog!!!!!



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Pam Anderson Says No To Sex

The former 'Baywatch' star sparked rumours she was reuniting with her ex-husband Tommy Lee after they were photographed kissing outside Santa Monica restaurant The Ivy earlier this month. But Pammie insists she will not rekindle her romance with Tommy or date any other man, because her boys are the only 'men' in her life.
The actress - who has two sons, ten-year-old Brandon and nine-year-old Dylan, with Tommy - wrote on her website: "I'm really not interested in bringing any other men into our lives.

"My biggest concern has always been my boys - they are completely well adjusted, happy and thriving.

"Their dad has been in their lives in a productive but small way over the years, I've tried to remarry - move on.

"Like any other single mom I've tried to create a healthy example for my kids. That's why I realised early on that we are better off on our own right now, but I will work on my friendship, if nothing else, with their father who has admittedly made mistakes but adores us.

"People do need time to grow up sometimes. I have faith that we're heading in the right direction." Pammie, 39, also revealed she is to star in a new TV show from the makers of 'Baywatch'.
She said: "One more TV show I think, maybe three more years on the beach.

"I can't say no to the guys from 'Baywatch', they are great to my kids. My schedule is built around theirs, just a few days a week.

"I'm close to home - I love the idea - flamingo kid meets 'Baywatch'. The show is called 'MALIBU'. I've come full circle - back to the beach."

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Pam Anderson Really Hates KFC

LIFE STYLE EXTRA (UK) - Pamela Anderson has protested against plans to put Colonel Sanders on a stamp.

The actress - an active member of animal rights group PETA - has written an angry letter to the US Postmaster General blasting the request of fast-food chain Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC).

She wrote: "Honouring a man whose legacy involves breaking animals' bones and scalding animals to death in defeathering tanks is contrary to the values of most compassionate citizens, and I hope that you'll deny KFC's request. How about another Elvis stamp instead?"

This not the first time the former 'Baywatch' star has protested against the fast-food giant.

Last year, Pamela called forr a Colonel Sanders statue to be destroyed because it was a daily reminder of cruelty to chickens.

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Pam Anderson And Playboy

Looks like Pam Anderson is starting the new year with a "bang"!!!!

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