Millionaire Thought He Bought A Decent Politician

Such wonderful fallout from that dumbass attack ad that likened Barack Obama to Paris Hilton, making laughingstock out of the McCain campaign while also infuriating Hilton’s family, major Republican donors.

As we told you yesterday, Paris’ father, Rick, is a big McCain donor and not pleased that his daughter was made a mockery of by the Arizona senator. But today comes news that the rage doesn’t end with Daddy Hilton, because William Barron Hilton, Paris’ grandfather, is a freakin’ GOP whale, having given $18,000 directly to McCain and $35,000 to the National Republican Senatorial Committee over the past couple years.

Apparently pissed to discover that money won’t ever prevent his family from being a goddamn joke, WB was reportedly on the phone all day yesterday screaming at the McCain people. We imagine his whining went something like, “I mean, shit, can’t a millionaire buy a decent political favor anymore?”

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