UK Classiest Lady Wants Her Life Story Made Into A Movie

Hold the front page! Jordan has announced that she would like a film to be made about her life (good luck making that last for more than five minutes) and guess which actress she wants to play her (and even better is her suggestion for Peter)...

Angelina Jolie of course! And Keanu Reeves for Peter, obviously.

Yes, Jordan really is that deluded.

But if Angelina isn't around we're sure Kerry Katona would be available.

Jordan said:

"I do really want to do a film about my life. I’m thinking Angelina Jolie could be me and Keanu Reeves for Pete." (What, not Brad Pitt?)

Keanu hasn't actually appeared in a decent film for quite a while, so this could be his chance for a comeback.

Any other, more suitable suggestions?

HolyMoly