Pretty Classy And Dignified

The recently estranged pair are set to go head-to-head with rival fly-on-the-wall documentaries on ITV2. Katie, aka Jordan, has already had her own show commissioned for the channel after setting up her own television production company, Pricey Media.

Now Peter is in talks with ITV2 for his own series to rival his ex's after impressing them with a one-off documentary that goes on air on Monday night. He has stuck with CAN — the production company that made all of the couple's previous reality series — to make Going It Alone, a 90-minute special about how he's been dealing with their split.

We're told: “ITV2 liked it so much they want to commission a series with Pete, and are in talks with CAN. They already have a close working relationship after CAN's Katie And Peter: Stateside series, which was a big hit on ITV2. Obviously Katie's programme being on the same channel adds some spice, and it will be interesting to see who does best in the ratings.

“The way they've been attacking each other in the media recently, they won't be holding back with rival TV shows.”

Katie set up Pricey Media with former ITV executive Mark Wagman, and filming has already begun on the imaginatively titled What Katie Did Next. It will follow her as she copes with the aftermath of her marriage breakdown.

Mark said: “All the sides of Katie's life will be covered, good and bad, but you will also see a softer side to her. This isn't part of the PR battle, it is a very honest account of her life moving forward.”

Because she is very much a thoughtful and dignified person...

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Pete Andre Gives Back Children To Classiest Mother

Peter Andre proved he was the daddy when he flew back into the UK to hand his children over to estranged wife Katie Price.

The singer took Junior, four, Princess Tiaamii, one, and seven-year-old Harvey, Price's son by footballer Dwight Yorke, to the model's Surrey home last night. Hours earlier, they had arrived at Heathrow airport from a holiday with Andre to visit his family in Cyprus.

Price's spokesman said: "They were taken round last night and she is spending today with the kids.

" She was woken up early this morning by Princess, who wanted to do some drawing and has lots of lovely things planned for them all to do today. Katie will also be going to a parents and kids day at Harvey's school."

Price, 31, hopes to restore her motherly image after she was accused of reverting to her Jordan persona while in Ibiza last week.

She was on the party island to shoot her new calendar but was also snapped cavorting seminaked in nightclubs surrounded by men including male model Anthony Lowther.

Andre, 36, meanwhile, was pictured bidding an emotional goodbye at Larnaca airport to his mother Thea who had been a shoulder to cry on for her son over the breakdown of his three-year marriage.

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Katie Price... A Class Act As Always

Katie Price was putting on her usual dignified display while trying not to make a scene or draw a crowd of gawping onlookers around her as she writhed about in the sand for her new calendar...

Katie is still in Ibiza, and when she's not out on the lash and reportedly threatening to "fucking cut" a journalists face, she's lolling about in the sea on Sa Trincha beach.

She was surrounded by a load of tourists who won't be needing to purchase her new calendar she was modeling for, as most of them were busy taking photos on their phones or digital cameras and could use their pics to make their own.

Meanwhile Peter is still on holiday with the kids. So scores so far...

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Do We Still Care, Like Really?????

Peter Andre is furious after discovering Katie Price has been partying with her ex-boyfriend.

The singer's estranged wife invited married Dane Bowers to her mansion in Surrey, Southern England, after he bombarded her with "comforting" text messages in the wake of the pair's separation.

Katie and Dane - who famously starred in a homemade sex tape together - drank with a group of friends until the early hours of Tuesday morning (26.05.09).

Peter, 36, is said to have been further angered by the fact his children were asleep in the house during the party, and was also dismayed after 31-year-old Katie banned him from seeing her son Harvey on his seventh birthday yesterday (27.05.09).

A source told Britain's The Sun newspaper: "To say Peter is angry is an understatement. Quite why he is banned from seeing his children but it's all right for Kate to hold wild parties at the house is beyond him."

Peter had bought presents including a drum kit for Harvey - who is Katie's son from a previous relationship - and was upset when he couldn't give them to him at his party held at a popular UK theme park.

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UK's Classiest Couple Are Separating

It seems that Peter Andre spoke too soon when he vowed to sow his seeds every night with Jordan on their planned holiday to Cyprus - according to their spokesperson (i.e probably them) the pair are splitting up.

Their official press release reads: Peter Andre and Katie Price are separating after 4 and a half years of marriage, Can Associates Limited can confirm today. They have both requested that the media respect their families’ privacy at this difficult time. Please note: This is the only statement/comment that Can Associates Ltd, Peter Andre and Katie Price will be making.

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UK's Whorebag Is Pregnant Again

GORGEOUS Kate Price is pregnant with her fourth child, proving she and husband Peter are back on track.

The glamour babe is thought to be three months’ pregnant and pals say the pair cannot wait for the new arrival.

The new baby would cement their status in the US so they can expand their £30million brand. Kate, 30, is said to have suffered terrible morning sickness on a recent holiday to the Maldives.

Poorly And while the rest of the guests sipped cocktails, Kate stuck to non-alcoholic smoothies. One holidaymaker said: “Kate was complaining about feeling really poorly and queasy and kept stroking her tummy.”

After months of rumours that their marriage was on the rocks, the couple are putting their troubles behind them ahead of their move to the US.

Kate and Peter Andre, 35, are moving to LA in January for three months to film a TV show called Katie And Peter: Stateside.

Sources say that they are desperate to make their marriage work to protect their fortune. A pal said: “Together Kate and Pete are worth millions and if they split then they would be worth a lot less, especially Pete.

“Kate has got her modelling and her name to fall back on but she wouldn’t do as well, and Pete would really struggle.”

Kate said earlier this year that she and Pete would not try for another baby until late next year.

The couple already have three children – Harvey, six, Junior, three, and 18-month-old Princess Tiáamii. A spokesman for Kate and Peter was not available for comment.

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The UK's Classiest Couple To Break-up?

Katie Price and her husband Peter Andre's three-year marriage is reportedly near to collapse, after it was rocked by a series of increasingly bitter rows.

The couple, who have only just returned from a trip to South Africa to renew their wedding vows, are said to have reached rock bottom.

One friend told Closer magazine that Pete, 35, was sick of being put down by his wife.

'Pete really has had enough. He's told her that unless she treats him with some compassion and like an equal then their wedding vows don't mean a thing,' the friend said.

Pete also revealed on the couple's ITV show Katie & Peter: The Next Chapter that he thought they would be happier without each other.

'One day, unfortunately, we will go our separate ways and we will probably be happier, but at the moment we're working hard to make this relationship work,' he said.

Katie and Peter appear happy in public: But there have been arguments behind the scenes
Pete was apparently left fuming when 30-year-old Katie, who made her fortune as glamour girl Jordan, claimed she knew nothing about his new project - a make-up range for men.

When questioned about it in an interview she replied: 'I've got no idea. When we're at home we don't talk about each other's work.'

A second source told Heat magazine that the latest rows are 'the most serious yet'.
'We all see how she treats him - and it's not nice,' they said. 'No one agrees with Katie, but we're all too afraid to say anything.

'She undermines Pete constantly. If he's talking about the world of showbiz, she'll say in front of other people: "What do you know about that, Pete? I'm the celebrity" It's really embarrassing for him.

'It's become really nasty and Pete doesn't know how to deal with her. She makes him feel like s***. He'll be getting ready and she'll say: "What are you wearing that for." It really upsets him.'

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Guess What Jordan Is Selling Now?

The reported $60-million-glam-model known as Jorkan aka Katie Price was at London's The Paper Club launching her new fragrance "Besotted".

"Besotted"????? Ummmm, like yeah okay.... moving on.

Supposedly this new venture will earn her anothe six-figure.

“I’m really excited about it as I smelt so many smells to get the scent right – it’s fresh and fruity. I love it.”

Given that this is one of many Jordan-endorsed product, it is no wonder that her husband is feeling a bit of a problem for her gay-looking husband Peter Andre.

An insider tells the Daily Star: “It’s tough for Pete because Kate is so successful. He hates the tag house-husband but there’s no doubt who is busier of the two. It causes problems.”

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Jordan's New Lips...With A Smaller Breast

Katie Price may have flown to Los Angeles for corrective breast reduction surgery, but it appears she may have had an extra procedure thrown in.

The former glamour model unveiled a significantly enhanced pout as she shopped in Los Angeles following her release from hospital.
And the celebrity appeared to be smiling as she was seen out and about in Los Angeles, although with such swollen lips it was somewhat hard to tell.
Make-up free and dressed in a baggy grey t-shirt, shorts and huge shades, Jordan looked relaxed as she trawled around stores Fred Segal and Kitson, emerging with bagfuls of booty.

Perhaps she was stocking up on new clothes for her newly re-sculpted figure.

The mother-of-three who made her name as glamour girl Jordan, went under the knife again to repair a 'botched' boob job, as she wanted to make them 'smaller and perkier'.

UK Classiest Lady Wants Her Life Story Made Into A Movie

Hold the front page! Jordan has announced that she would like a film to be made about her life (good luck making that last for more than five minutes) and guess which actress she wants to play her (and even better is her suggestion for Peter)...

Angelina Jolie of course! And Keanu Reeves for Peter, obviously.

Yes, Jordan really is that deluded.

But if Angelina isn't around we're sure Kerry Katona would be available.

Jordan said:

"I do really want to do a film about my life. I’m thinking Angelina Jolie could be me and Keanu Reeves for Pete." (What, not Brad Pitt?)

Keanu hasn't actually appeared in a decent film for quite a while, so this could be his chance for a comeback.

Any other, more suitable suggestions?

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Classiest Woman In All Of The UK Response To Polo Snobbery

Katie Price, the glamour model and businesswoman otherwise known as Jordan, has taken the establishment to task over being banned from attending the Cartier Polo International tournament last weekend.

Writing alongside the politicians and pundits of the The Times' comment pages today, Price attacks the decision to exclude her as 'pure snobbery'.

Price was told she was 'not the kind of person they wanted' when her manager tried to book a £6,000 table in the marquee hosted by nightclub Chinawhite in Windsor Great Park.

'It's pure snobbery. However good a horsewoman I may be, I'm also a glamour model. That embarrassed the organisers.

As well as being a successful author and businesswoman, with her own perfume and lingerie line, Price says she has been surrounded by horses since she was a child, now has a stable of six and has written a best-selling series of children's stories about ponies.

Price, whose book Perfect Ponies: My Pony Care Book, was shortlisted for the WH Smith Children's Prize, writes: 'I know more about fetlocks and forelocks than most of the celebrities invited by Cartier and the Chinawhite nightclub. I've certainly mucked out more horses.'

She is learning to play polo, competes in dressage events and has been invited to take part in the Royal Horse of the Year Show.

In the article she writes: 'I didn't want to go to Windsor to meet royalty. I've met the Prince of Wales and the Queen before. I don't need to be photographed with the A-list, I've met quite enough celebrities. I wanted to watch the matches and give my family a treat.

Chinawhite, which has been patronised many times by Price, has claimed that the affair was a misunderstanding because she booked her table too late and rejected claims that her agent was told she was too 'chavvy'.

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Katie Price Does Not Write Her Own Book!!! Like That's A Surprise!!!

It's a remarkable career move by anyone's standards: from lad's mag's favourite to best-selling author.

And Katie Price's foray into literature has been so successful that she has even beaten off competition from leading writers.

But just when it seemed that there was no end to the model's extraordinary talents, she has admitted enlisting more than a little help.

Far from writing her own novels, Miss Price - better known as Jordan - instead reveals she merely thinks up the plot - leaving the complex task of conjuring up the golden prose to an assistant.

"I'm not going to lie, I don't sit there with a typewriter and write it, of course I don't," she said.

"I don't have time to do that. I say how I want the storyline to be, each chapter is done, I read through it change it and then it goes away to be written.

"So I'm not going to sit here and say I write it word by word because I'd be lying. I actually say how I want the story and that's how it happens."

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Poor Man's Posh And Becks Moving To LA?

Sources say that British model Jordan and her husband Peter Andre are reportedly planning to quit the UK and move to Los Angeles.

Jordan wants to move to the U.S. to provide a better environment for her five-year-old autistic son Harvey, who also has impaired sight and a hormone deficiency.

She says, “We’re coming back to Los Angeles in June with the whole family and we’re going to be looking for schools for Harvey. We’re also going to be looking for specialist doctors who will be able to look after him.”

So the poor man’s Posh and Becks want to follow in their footsteps….interesting.

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Jordan Talks About Big Breast

Ever since she had some of the marzipan siphoned off her novelty breasts last year, it seems as though Jordan can't open her mouth without banging on about the merits of having a smaller chest.

Fewer trips to the chiropractor and less chance of popping one of those bad boys and getting sugary goo all over you legs, for a start.

She had her joke tits reduced from 32G to 32D, so she's hardly Katie Flat Chest now.

"My boobs were nine years old," she said. "My implants had dropped and I wanted to go smaller."

Such lovely imagery.

"I've been there with big boobs. They are out of fashion."

In fashion in a circus freak way she must mean. Wasn't that Victorian times? And when asked if she was addicted to surgery, she said:

"Some people take it to extremes. Mine are subtle changes. There will always be people out there who say I have got a problem, but I would rather have a designer body than a designer outfit. Luckily, I can afford both. But I don't believe in having surgery to look like anybody else."

I was about to say it's not as if anyone would want to look like her, but then the penny dropped...

Jodie Marsh.

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Damn Girl....What Big Hooters You Have

In 2003 Jodie Marsh's natural cleavage was a badge of honour in her ongoing feud with nemesis and plastic surgery aficionado Jordan.

But five years on, it's abundantly clear the glamour model has had a change of heart.

The 29-year-old showed off her new set of 32GGs at the launch of Orchid bar in central London last night.

Jodie, famous for her minuscule outfits, stayed true to form in a black skimpy fringed bra and low riding jeans for the occasion.

At one point her heaving bust line proved too much, spilling over her tiny lingerie as she piled into a cab at night's end.

And after posing without make-up earlier this week for a Refuge charity campaign for victims of domestic violence, Jodie's self-described "drag queen" paint was back as thick as ever.

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Depressed??? Get A Boob Job!!!

Celebrity power couple Peter Andre and Jordan are spotted walking hand-in-hand as they visit a medical centre in London on Monday.

So, what’s behind the sudden doctor’s visit? A new baby? A new nose? Nope. Not even close.

The British glamazon otherwise known as Katie Price is reportedly waging war against a bout of depression. A source tells Now Magazine: ” ‘It’s tragic, really – she has 3 wonderful children, a loving husband and millions in the bank as she approaches 30, but it’s never enough for Katie.”

So, what’s Jordan’s solution? A new boob job! The 29-year-old pin-up will have a fifth operation next month.

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British Classiest Couple Wants Another Baby

Glamour model and TV presenter Katie Price and her singer husband Peter Andre are said to be hoping to have another baby - which they want to arrive in Christmas 2008.

The couple already have two children together - two-year-old son Junior and six-month old daughter Princess Tiamii, while Jordan also has five-year-old son Harvey from a previous relationship with footballer Dwight Yorke.

But the couple have expressed their desire to expand their brood even further, with Jordan saying she hopes to give birth at the end of 2008.

"I don't want to get pregnant again right away but I would like to be pregnant by the end of the next year," she said.

"I've actually been feeling broody since right after I had Princess Tiamii, but I need a break from being pregnant, so not yet."

It seems Peter is also keen to see the family grow but is hoping to do so sooner than his wife.

He said: "It would be good to see in the New Year in with a bang. Hopefully by getting my wife pregnant."

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Do I Hear "Nanny Diaries Part 2"?

British glamour model KATIE PRICE has been forced to pay out $8,000 (£4,000) in compensation to her former nanny after a judge ruled she had been unlawfully fired from her job.

The busty Price - known professionally as Jordan - sacked childminder Rebecca Gauld in a row over holiday time during filming for her U.K. TV documentary The Baby Diaries, a show which followed the birth of the star’s third child, Princess Tiaamii. Gauld was also kicked out of her house - a small cottage adjoined to the model and pop star husband Peter Andre’s mansion in Surrey, south-east England after losing her job of 18 months.

At an employment tribunal on Wednesday (12Dec07), Gauld told the London court of her humiliation at the sacking.

She said: "I was very distressed by the events of the day - having lost my job and my home. The presence of the television cameras added to this distress." Price’s attorneys later admitted Gauld’s dismissal was technically illegal.

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British Trash Girl Is A Nun

Katie Price enjoys a few role play games with husband Peter Andre as it spices up their sex life.

'There are no holds barred for me and Pete in the bedroom,' she says. 'Our favourite thing at the moment is dressing up.'

The 29-year-old glamour model says she recently donned religious garb to please him.

'I've been wearing a nun's outfit, which really turns him on,' she reveals.

'Maybe he likes it as I look all pure and virginal.'

And it doesn't stop there. Jordan admits that her husband is equally enthusiastic about getting into character.

'Peter dresses up too,' she tells the Daily Star. 'My favourite outfit for him is Zorro - he looks sexy in that.'

Oy Vey!!!!! I bet Pete loves to dress us as Cinderella.....

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Poor Poor Princess Tiaammi - Major Therapy In The Future

Jordan and Peter Andre have named their baby daughter Princess Tiaamii.

Tiaamii - pronounced tee-ah-me - is taken from the names of Andre's mother Thea and Jordan's mother Amy.

Glamour model Jordan - real name Katie Price - explained to OK! magazine: "Her name is Princess Tiaamii. Princess because she is our princess and Tiaamii was Pete's idea because it's taken from our mums' names.

"We've put an accent over the first 'a' to make it a bit more exotic and two 'i's at the end just to make it look a bit different.

"We love it because it's unique, plus it means something special to us. I'm going to get a tattoo on the back of my neck with a crown and 'Princess' underneath."

Former pop star Andre added: "Katie always loved the name Princess but everyone thought it was a bit over the top. I loved it too but I wanted to name her after both our mums and then I just woke up one morning and thought 'I know! We'll just put them together!'.

"If people don't like it, that's up to them. We're really happy and proud."

WTF????!!!!!!

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