Except Melted Baby Is a Bitch to Clean Up
Jen: My client is soooo annoying. She won't eat soft cheese cuz she claims it's bad for her baby.
Renee: Soft cheese is bad for her baby?
Jen: Well, yeah, but if she melts it then it's fine.

--39th & 2nd

Overheard by: Dorey
via Overheard in New York, Nov 20, 2008