The Mailman?
JAP #1: Oh my gosh. Have you seen her lately?
JAP #2: No... Why?
JAP #1: She got fat!
JAP #2: Oh my god, but she moved to Westchester.
JAP #1: I know. I mean, what else is there to do there?

--Houston & Bowery

Overheard by: jappygirl#3
via Overheard in New York, Dec 1, 2008